RYL Forums
Register Rules Sponsor RYL! Today's Posts
   


Forum Jump
Post New Thread  Reply
Page 1 of 2 1 2 >
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Old 27-07-2010, 11:50 PM   #1
Bump
 
Bump's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Bristol, UK
I am currently:
"Student throws PUPPY at Hell's Angels, escapes on bulldozer"

http://jalopnik.com/5564966/student-...s-on-bulldozer

made me laugh so much. my friend also told me that one of the bulldozer's company's employees was in the traffic jam and rode the bulldozer back to work. the world is a weird place.

Bump is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 27-07-2010, 11:53 PM   #2
whirlpools
 
Join Date: May 2008
what a divvy.

On a serious note, poor pup.
whirlpools is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 28-07-2010, 01:10 AM   #3
Queen Crabbit
Are you a florist?
RYL Sponsor
 
Queen Crabbit's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2005
I am currently:
That's not really that funny, the guys a douche.



&& then buffy staked edward. the end.
Queen Crabbit is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 28-07-2010, 01:14 AM   #4
Left Phalange
Phillip, look at me, I'm a stamp!
 
Left Phalange's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Portsmouth, UK
I am currently:
That dude's insane.

Sure he's not a member of this site?




I'm gonna tap him like a maple tree. I'm gonna search him for some syrups. I'm gonna be having sex with him.
Left Phalange is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 28-07-2010, 01:21 AM   #5
shadow-light
He was no dragon. Fire cannot kill a dragon
 
shadow-light's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: York
I am currently:
A bulldozer??? Surely there were better/faster get away vehicles... idiot


also,, poor puppy :(
shadow-light is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 28-07-2010, 01:22 AM   #6
Greyscale
Chat Mod
 
Greyscale's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: North America
My brain does not even understand this. At all. What was he on?!
Greyscale is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 28-07-2010, 11:22 AM   #7
Buttons.
Never knowing...a helping hand or hell to pay?
 
Buttons.'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: UK
I am currently:
The throwing the puppy makes me sick, but trying to escape on a bulldozer is pretty epic.


'Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.'

['There is only one thing we say to death. Not today'.']

'We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.’ – Oscar Wilde
‘It’s hard to dance with the devil on your back.’ Sydney Carter


Buttons. is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 28-07-2010, 12:04 PM   #8
RYUU
 
Poor puppy
  Reply With Quote
Old 28-07-2010, 07:11 PM   #9
Ratatouille strychnine
The sweetest cherry in an apple pie.
 
Ratatouille strychnine's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
I am currently:
I read it before seeing it here and my first thought was "if I go crazy, I want to go THAT crazy"




Ratatouille strychnine is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 28-07-2010, 07:12 PM   #10
Amaryllis
Forum Mod
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Yarnia
I am currently:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ratatouille strychnine View Post
I read it before seeing it here and my first thought was "if I go crazy, I want to go THAT crazy"
I am so so glad that I was not alone in my thoughts.


Men come and go, but dust accumulates.

Amaryllis is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 28-07-2010, 08:28 PM   #11
Asura
 
Asura's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
I was sure the title was mad libs.


Nous avons abrité tous les rêves du monde,
Et c'est dans le soleil que nous avons grandi.
Asura is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 28-07-2010, 08:41 PM   #12
Grrr....
Shorty. =)
 
Grrr....'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Mars. Duh! =)
I am currently:
He threw a puppy; At a bunch of guys on motorcycles; And tried to escape via bulldozer. That's possibly one of the funniest things I've heard ever.
(The puppy was okay, so it's funny, it would have been a different story if the puppy wasnt okay, but it was so...)


"Wish that I could cry,
Fall apon my knees,
Find a way to lie,
About the home I'll never see"
Superman by Five For Fighting

Grrr.... is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 28-07-2010, 08:45 PM   #13
001100111
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
On a BULLDOZER?
Im' reading this right/
001100111 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 29-07-2010, 12:13 AM   #14
sdixon
*Alone in the darkness*
 
sdixon's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: US
I am currently:
I feel bad for the poor puppy and it does sound like a mad lib game.



A winter wonderland at Hogwarts
sdixon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 29-07-2010, 01:07 AM   #15
ElectricSparks
Bullet Soul.
 
ElectricSparks's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Detroit
I am currently:
What the heck? I feel bad for the poor puppy. D: I don't find that part funny at all.





ElectricSparks is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 29-07-2010, 01:44 AM   #16
yourockmysocks
 
yourockmysocks's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Quote:
Originally Posted by Queen Crabbit View Post
That's not really that funny, the guys a douche.
Quote:
Originally Posted by -Choley View Post
That dude's insane.

Sure he's not a member of this site?
There's no need to call me names...
yourockmysocks is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 31-07-2010, 01:55 AM   #17
Left Phalange
Phillip, look at me, I'm a stamp!
 
Left Phalange's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Portsmouth, UK
I am currently:
Quote:
Originally Posted by yourockmysocks View Post
There's no need to call me names...
I KNEW it was someone from here! :O




I'm gonna tap him like a maple tree. I'm gonna search him for some syrups. I'm gonna be having sex with him.
Left Phalange is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 31-07-2010, 02:01 AM   #18
Vlad
 
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
I have to admit, I laughed at the mental image of some guy dropping his trousers and lobbing a puppy at a group of bikers.

What I was wondering though is, how did he escape? Why didn't the bikers kick his a*se?


"Tutto è bello..." - "Everything is beautiful..."
Nicola to Matteo, La meglio gioventù
Vlad is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-08-2010, 01:03 PM   #19
Casper_Fading
It's okay. I have a supersoaker.
 
Casper_Fading's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Over there and to the left
I am currently:
*headdesk* what an idiot :P


"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."


- Dr. Seuss
Casper_Fading is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-08-2010, 05:52 PM   #20
Bleeding Angel
This is my story, and your not part of it...
 
Bleeding Angel's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Hello Kitty Land
I am currently:
he should be done for animal crueulty, i know the puppys alright but it could have been badly hurt.




"Its not how long a star shines, what is remembered is the brightness of the light"

Bleeding Angel is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 1 of 2 1 2 >

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Currently Active Members Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Censor is ON
Forum Jump


Sea Pink Aroma
All times are GMT +1. The time now is 06:42 AM.
Contact Us - Home - Forum RSS - Low Bandwidth Archive - Top