23. You lose all respect for a groom who doesn't wear a kilt
I have a friend who actually fell out with her best friend over this. My friend was supposed to be bridesmaid but the groom refused to wear a kilt and in the end my friend and the bride fell out over it and still don't talk.
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44. You have been to a wedding and the football results have been announced in the church
I can do one better, I've been to a wedding and instead of a band they had big screen TVs at the reception playing the match.
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49. You would 'nut' a terrorist if they tried to bomb your Airport.
I'm aussie, but my best friend has a scottish bf, so i'm getting him to translate/explain. he doesn't know what fitlike loon means tho...
and apparently woolworths here has irn-bru so shes gonna get me some
...I try to outsmart him, but somehow he knows,
Wherever I am, that f***ing dog goes... - Dog, Andy Bull
No matter how bad things get, the true test is how we choose to respond to the pain we suffer, or inflict. - Amenadiel, Lucifer
Why is the path unclear,
When we know hope is near
Understand we'll go hand in hand, but we'll walk alone in fear
~~Margo is my penguin 🐧!!! ~~
2. You were forced to do Scottish country dancing every year at high school
what a nightmare that was
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6. You used to love destroying your teeth with - penny dainties, wham bars, cola cubes and soor plooms
Wham bars .... mmm the best ever and highland toffee bars and irn bru bars
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11. You used to watch Glen Michael's Cartoon Cavalcade on a Sunday afternoon with his lamp Paladin
they even showed my birthday card one year ... i was so chuffed
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14. You are able to recognise the regional dilect (Glasgow) 'awright pla, gonie gies a wee swatcha yir paper nat, cheers, magic pal.
that is pure dead brilliant!!!!
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22. You associted sawdust with vomit coz the jannie always used to pour it over sick in school
is that a scottish thing? didnt they do that anywhere else?
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25. You are on a bus and the drunk picks you to sit next to you
i must have one of those faces that always happens to me ..... then they start talking really loudly and there is nothing else you can do but join in!!!
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38. You measure distance in minutes
well its the best way to measure it
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50. You are not only Scottish, but Glaswegan when you understand the following - How's it hingin, clatty, boggin, cludgie, Ba'heid, Bawbag and double nougat.
the new versions just aren't the same :/