Brilliant. Always nice to see there are people out there who recognise the sheer idiocy of Twilight's plot. And the idiocy of the fans who think an asshole like Edward would be the perfect boyfriend.
Then wear the gold hat, if that will move her;
If you can bounce high, bounce for her too,
Till she cry "Lover, gold-hatted, high-bouncing lover,
I must have you!"
Thomas Parke D’Invilliers
I prefer Jasper to Edward anyway ;)
Edward is a bit of a dweeb... hehe, and Bella deserves to be shot ^-^
It didn't matter in the end how old they had been, or that they were girls,
but only that we had loved them and that they hadn't heard us calling,
still do not hear us calling them from out of those rooms where they went to be alone for all time,
and where we will never find the pieces to put them back together.
Brilliant. Always nice to see there are people out there who recognise the sheer idiocy of Twilight's plot. And the idiocy of the fans who think an asshole like Edward would be the perfect boyfriend.
This.
From the razor to the rosary we can lose ourselves and paint these walls in pitchfork red!
