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25-07-2008, 02:05 AM
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It's okay. I have a supersoaker.
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Adult - Lame Jokes thread :D
So i've been thinking off all these really lame jokes! And thought I would make a thread for people to add there own (don't y'all feel special). I've labelled it adult.... because no doubt it will be in the long run :P Hide your answers too!
So JOKES AWAY!!!!!!!!!
Q: What do you call a fly without wings?
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"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
- Dr. Seuss
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25-07-2008, 02:15 AM
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It's okay. I have a supersoaker.
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Q: What goes black white black white black white....
Q: What is green and red and goes around 100 miles an hour?
Q: What do you find up a clean nose?
Q: What is the last thing to go threw a mosquitos mind when it hits your window?
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"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
- Dr. Seuss
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25-07-2008, 03:00 AM
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ignoring the cacophony
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i shall be the first to add an adult joke.
i heard this at snooker last night. pretty lame and rude.
q - When do women wear undies?
a -
i don't really think it makes sense... but there you go
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25-07-2008, 03:22 AM
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It's okay. I have a supersoaker.
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LMAO! That's awesome!!!!!!!
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"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
- Dr. Seuss
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25-07-2008, 03:55 AM
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tired
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LOL at the mosquito. u made me laugh!
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Even as the stone of the fruit must break that its heart may stand in the sun, so must you know pain.
There are only two ways in which one can live their life. One is as though nothing is a miracle, the other is as though everything is.
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25-07-2008, 08:21 AM
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No Escape From Solitude
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black and white = hilariously lame
red green red green= graphically lame
but all the same....LMFAO!!!!!
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A little Consideration, a little Thought for Others, makes all the difference.
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25-07-2008, 08:26 AM
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It's okay. I have a supersoaker.
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it is indeed the lame joke thread :D
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"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
- Dr. Seuss
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25-07-2008, 08:34 AM
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It's okay. I have a supersoaker.
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A mummy tomato, papa tomato and baby tomato were walking across the road when the baby tomato got run over by a car. Papa tomato walked back to baby looks down and says "catch up!"
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"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
- Dr. Seuss
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25-07-2008, 11:46 AM
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It's okay. I have a supersoaker.
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LMAO that's so awesome chels!
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"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
- Dr. Seuss
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25-07-2008, 09:50 PM
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i used to be a tree surgeon but i had to give it up as i cant stand the sight of sap..
what do you call a quadrapliegic in a swimming pool
bob
what do you call 2 spanish fireman
jose A and jose B
what do you call a pikey in a box
innit
what do you call a italian homersexual
inuendo
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There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.
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25-07-2008, 09:55 PM
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fishki
Join Date: Jun 2007
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What do you call the tellytubbie with his finger stuck up his bum?
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If I were a bird - fish My wings I would spread I'd swoop over you And plop on your head.
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25-07-2008, 10:15 PM
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Originally Posted by pedro
what do you call 2 spanish fireman
jose A and jose B
 you killed that joke.
What did the Spanish fireman name his two sons, Hose A and Hose B.
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Well it breaks my heart to see you this way,
The beauty in life, where's it gone?
And somebody told me you were doing okay,
Somehow I guess they were wrong.
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25-07-2008, 10:39 PM
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~* Formerly Voice Of Reason*~
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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
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...&& the cracks begin to show... **Lex**
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26-07-2008, 06:28 AM
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It's okay. I have a supersoaker.
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lol i love the nun one!!!!
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"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
- Dr. Seuss
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26-07-2008, 08:44 AM
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tired
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*snorts* a pikey in a box.......hehehe
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Even as the stone of the fruit must break that its heart may stand in the sun, so must you know pain.
There are only two ways in which one can live their life. One is as though nothing is a miracle, the other is as though everything is.
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26-07-2008, 10:04 AM
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Thats the best joke chelsea
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26-07-2008, 10:10 AM
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Why do firefighters wear red suspenders?
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Well it breaks my heart to see you this way,
The beauty in life, where's it gone?
And somebody told me you were doing okay,
Somehow I guess they were wrong.
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26-07-2008, 10:46 AM
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It's okay. I have a supersoaker.
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lol aidey... that's awesome! :D
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"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
- Dr. Seuss
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26-07-2008, 06:53 PM
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eZine Editor
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Haha love it.
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DILLIGAF
"it’s when you’re acting selflessly, that you are at your bravest"
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