What's your favourite flavour of soda, pop or whatever else you call it?
Coke.
What level of brightness do you usually keep your phone at?
I've never changed it.
Have you ever attended a religious or private school?
No.
Do you have any pets and are they cuddly?
Yes and yes.
What's the worst job you've ever had?
In a sweet shop tbh.
How many cars does your household own?
None.
Do you know anyone named Edward or any nickname of that?
Not currently I don't think.
What time do you usually have dinner?
5-6 pm
Are there any cracks or scuffs on your phone?
No.
What's your favourite meat?
Beef.
Do you need glasses to read or drive or need them all the time?
All the time.
How did you celebrate your last New Years Eve?
Watched horror films.
Is the internet fast where you live?
Reasonably yes.
What is your favourite meal of the day and why?
Don't know.
Do you like long surveys or short surveys better?
Long.
Xbox, PlayStation or neither?
I used to have a play station so I guess that.
Have you ever been to a cocktail bar?
Yes.
Do you consider yourself a fast typer?
Reasonably yes.
What's the best amusement park you've ever visited?
Garda Land.
Do you keep the cabinets in your kitchen and bathroom organised?
No.
Have you ever had a romantic fling?
Yes.
Are you a very forgetful person?
Yes.
What was the last movie you saw in the cinema?
The Danish girl.
How old were you when you got your first car?
N/A
What colour is your shampoo?
Red.
Are you doing anything tomorrow?
Not if I can help it.
Do you know anyone who's gotten pregnant over the age of 40?
I don't think so.
Tell me a silly little wive's tale you believed when you were a child.
That eating your crusts would make your hair curly. I already had curly hair and hated it so I stopped eating them. Counterproductive tale in my case I guess ;-p
Who does most of the grocery shopping in your home?
Me/support workers.
Have you ever been approached by someone in public preaching about religion?
Yes. Not impressed.
Are you listening to music right now?
Yes.
If so, what's the theme of the lyrics?
Swinging from chandeliers I guess ;-p
What was the last thing you had to eat?
Cheese.
Who's your favorite author?
Jodi Picoult
What year were you born in?
1992
What's something good to watch on Netflix?
Orange is the new black.
How do you make your coffee?
I don't.
What TV shows did you grow up watching?
X-men, Recess, Pokemon etc
What colors are you wearing?
Black and green.
What does your phone case look like?
Don't have one atm.
What's the most exciting thing that happened to you yesterday?
Finding some epic and cheap t-shirts. Yeah my life is really not that exciting.
What's something you're looking forward to?
Can't really say here.
Did you have a New Year's resolution?
Yes.
Have you ever quit a job without notice?
No.
Do you get nervous before/during job interviews?
Yes.
Do you have a job?
No.
What country do you live in?
England.
What's the weather like there right now?
Bright but cold.
Are you currently in college/uni?
No.
What were your favorite toys to play with as a child?
Toy animals, dolls.
Do you care for Sanrio?
What?
What's the most embarrassing thing you can ever remember doing?
Too many to choose from.
Do you remember what you dreamt about last night?
Not really.
Have you ever slept-walked?
I'm not sure.
Have you ever done anything embarrassing in a dream?
Yes.
What was your favorite subject in middle school?
English.
Are you currently reading anything?
Yes, rereading The Subtle Knife by Philip Pullman.
How do you feel about wearing leggings in public?
Fine although prefer a long top or dress or skirt over them.
Do you carry a wallet or a purse?
Technically I suppose a wallet.
Does your mother knit or crochet?
Yes she knits.
Do you vape?
No.
What was a song you loved as a child?
5678-Steps
Do you enjoy the Arctic Monkeys?
Not especially.
Are you going to see Finding Dori?
Absolutely.
Did you celebrate Christmas?
Reluctantly.
What was your favorite childhood (or adulthood) Halloween costume?
I once went as a gothic angel when I was still thin and half decent looking and I think that outfit was gorgeous.
What's your favorite dish to cook?
Spag Bol.
Can you make gravy?
Never tried.
Have you ever been horseback-riding?
Yes.
Do you have any male names picked out for future children?
Yes, Nathaniel and James.
Female names?
One, Nefer.
Do you have any things you've kept from your childhood?
Yes.
Is there anything weird you do when no one's around?
Probably.
Have you ever had a paranormal experience?
Shut up.
Have you ever had a macaroon?
No.
Where's your favorite place to shop for clothes?
Primark.
'Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.'
['There is only one thing we say to death. Not today'.']
'We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell. Oscar Wilde
Its hard to dance with the devil on your back. Sydney Carter
What's your favourite flavour of soda, pop or whatever else you call it?
Cherry coke!
What level of brightness do you usually keep your phone at?
Regular?
Have you ever attended a religious or private school?
No.
Do you have any pets and are they cuddly?
They're not mine but they can be cuddly.
What's the worst job you've ever had?
CHARITY FUNDRAISER(door-to-door), 0/10, would definitely not recommend.
How many cars does your household own?
One.
Do you know anyone named Edward or any nickname of that?
No.
What time do you usually have dinner?
Depends.
Are there any cracks or scuffs on your phone?
Lol of course. I destroy everything I touch
What's your favourite meat?
Chicken.
Do you need glasses to read or drive or need them all the time?
All the time -_-
How did you celebrate your last New Years Eve?
Went to a club with loads of old people, drank a lot of vodka but didn't get drunk, smoked and kept sneaking out of the old people's sanctuary to smoke and talk to S.
Is the internet fast where you live?
Yea.
What is your favourite meal of the day and why?
All of them I love food.<<THIS.
Do you like long surveys or short surveys better?
Long.
Xbox, PlayStation or neither?
Playstation. I got a Playstation 2 for christmas like 12 years ago and I still have it, it's in perfect condition.
Have you ever been to a cocktail bar?
Yes.
Do you consider yourself a fast typer?
Yes.
What's the best amusement park you've ever visited?
I've only been to shitty ones tbh.
Do you keep the cabinets in your kitchen and bathroom organised?
Hahaaha lol. Not me, Mrs Weasley keep them in perfect order.
Have you ever had a romantic fling?
Yes.
Are you a very forgetful person?
No, i can remember things in a lot of detail. I do have some memory gaps though.
What was the last movie you saw in the cinema?
I can't really go to the cinema because I have issues(I get weird shaky and unwell because overstimulation of the sense.) The last film I saw in the cinema was Chappie, and me and my ex-partner actually had to walk out because I was too ill. Happy days.
How old were you when you got your first car?
n/a
What colour is your shampoo?
Shiny.
Are you doing anything tomorrow?
Uni. Reading. Writing.
Do you know anyone who's gotten pregnant over the age of 40?
My mom.
Tell me a silly little wive's tale you believed when you were a child.
Something about a dark little evil furry ball.
Who does most of the grocery shopping in your home?
Mr & Mrs Weasley.
Have you ever been approached by someone in public preaching about religion?
All the time. It's because I only wear black so I may be easily confused with a nun.
Are you listening to music right now?
Yes.
If so, what's the theme of the lyrics?
It's about Putting on your Red Shoes and Dancing the Blues.
What was the last thing you had to eat?
Breakfast. Eggs and toast.
Who's your favourite author?
This is so hard. I have too many.<<Exactly.
What year were you born in?
1995.
What's something good to watch on Netflix?
Sherlock. American Horror Story. FMA: Brotherhood.<<All these. Also, Daredevil. And probably Jessica Jones, as it has amazing reviews.
How do you make your coffee?
Black and bitter, just like my soul.
What TV shows did you grow up watching?
Pokemon, Powerpuff girls, Winx Club, Naruto.
What colours are you wearing?
Mostly black as per.<<Yea.
What does your phone case look like?
N/a
What's the most exciting thing that happened to you yesterday?
Made a new friend, did well in my seminar.
Do you get nervous before/during job interviews?
Yes.
Do you have a job?
No.
What country do you live in?
Wales.
What's the weather like there right now?
Too Cold.
Are you currently in college/uni?
Uni.
What were your favourite toys to play with as a child?
Dinosaurs.<<OMG yes. Also I had some pokemon toys. And a couple hello kitty figurines.
Do you care for Sanrio?
Mentioned above. <3
What's the most embarrassing thing you can ever remember doing?
Opening my mouth. Like, everyday.
Do you remember what you dreamt about last night?
I do, but it's not very clear.
Have you ever slept-walked?
Nah.
Have you ever done anything embarrassing in a dream?
Yes.
What was your favourite subject in middle school?
Maths. Literature. Chemistry.
Are you currently reading anything?
I half-finished The Road, I'm reading a short story called The Hierophant, and I should go back to The Bluest Eye as I am going to write an essay on it. Also notes on Feminist Criticism.
How do you feel about wearing leggings in public?
Fine. As long as they're not pink.
Do you carry a wallet or a purse?
Wallet. It's Avengers Themed.
Does your mother knit or crochet?
N/a
Do you vape?
No.
What was a song you loved as a child?
Piano Man - Billy Joel
Do you enjoy the Arctic Monkeys?
Yeah.
Are you going to see Finding Dory?
Yeah, I'm curious and want to analyse it.
Did you celebrate Christmas?
HaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAAAAA. Lol. Good joke.
What was your favorite childhood (or adulthood) Halloween costume?
Giant goldfish. The black kind.(haven't actually worn this yet, but I WILL)
What's your favourite dish to cook?
Hmm, anything Mexican I guess? Fajitas, quesadillas?
Can you make gravy?
Yeah you take the granules out and put them in water and add 7 spoons of salt, and you're good to go.
Have you ever been horseback-riding?
No.*cries*
Do you have any male names picked out for future children?
Orion.
Female names?
Eliza.
Do you have any things you've kept from your childhood?
My Teddy. And my collection of MLP ponies.
Is there anything weird you do when no one's around?
Talk to the Voice in my head. Laugh at myself. Sing in a very deep voice.
Have you ever had a paranormal experience?
My entire life is a paranormal experience.<<Basically.Also, I'm psychic.
Have you ever had a macaroon?
Yes, they are AMAZING, 10/10.
Where's your favourite place to shop for clothes?
Charity shops. Maybe Primark.
What's your favourite flavour of soda, pop or whatever else you call it?
Has to be Cherry Coke for me too.
What level of brightness do you usually keep your phone at?
Low.
Have you ever attended a religious or private school?
I would have burst into flame if I had.
Do you have any pets and are they cuddly?
I has no pets.
What's the worst job you've ever had?
Tesco!
How many cars does your household own?
None.
Do you know anyone named Edward or any nickname of that?
Nope.
What time do you usually have dinner?
I don't have dinner.
Are there any cracks or scuffs on your phone?
Yus.
What's your favourite meat?
Bacon.
Do you need glasses to read or drive or need them all the time?
All the time but I never wear them. I am a rebel.
How did you celebrate your last New Years Eve?
I hate New Years. Shove your fireworks.
Is the internet fast where you live?
Yea.
What is your favourite meal of the day and why?
First cig of the day probably. That counts as a meal right?
Do you like long surveys or short surveys better?
I don't care in the slightest.
Xbox, PlayStation or neither?
Both.
Have you ever been to a cocktail bar?
Yes.
Do you consider yourself a fast typer?
Yes.
What's the best amusement park you've ever visited?
Went to Alton Towers once. I can't remember much about it. I did kick my friend in the bollocks though. I don't know why.
Do you keep the cabinets in your kitchen and bathroom organised?
No
Have you ever had a romantic fling?
Yes, Emma Stone has just left my flat.
Are you a very forgetful person?
No, I store everything in my brain. If I say I have forgotten I am lying.
What was the last movie you saw in the cinema?
I can't remember.
How old were you when you got your first car?
18
What colour is your shampoo?
White.
Are you doing anything tomorrow?
No
Do you know anyone who's gotten pregnant over the age of 40?
Nope
Tell me a silly little wive's tale you believed when you were a child.
I don't know any really.
Who does most of the grocery shopping in your home?
Me.
Have you ever been approached by someone in public preaching about religion?
They come to my door a lot, does that count? They must really think I need saving.
Are you listening to music right now?
Yes.
If so, what's the theme of the lyrics?
Having so many problems.
What was the last thing you had to eat?
Pizza I think.
Who's your favourite author?
Tough one. Kafka maybe?
What year were you born in?
1988
What's something good to watch on Netflix?
The Inbetweeners.
How do you make your coffee?
Irish.
What TV shows did you grow up watching?
The Simpsons, Batman.
What colours are you wearing?
Mostly black.
What does your phone case look like?
N/a
What's the most exciting thing that happened to you yesterday?
I discovered a great tv show called The Inbetweeners. Yes I am way behind.
What's something you're looking forward to?
I can't tell you that.
Did you have a New Year's resolution?
No
Have you ever quit a job without notice?
Yup.
Do you get nervous before/during job interviews?
No. I am an inspirer of men. If they don't want me working at their company it is there loss.
Do you have a job?
I do.
What country do you live in?
Scotland.
What's the weather like there right now?
Sunny
Are you currently in college/uni?
No
What were your favourite toys to play with as a child?
Lego.
Do you care for Sanrio?
I have no idea what this is.
What's the most embarrassing thing you can ever remember doing?
Ooooh so many things to choose. I would have to say being drunk and peeing in a fridge.
Do you remember what you dreamt about last night?
I do
Have you ever slept-walked?
Nah.
Have you ever done anything embarrassing in a dream?
Yes.
What was your favourite subject in middle school?
Music, Art, English.
Are you currently reading anything?
I just finished reading a book about Joy Division.
How do you feel about wearing leggings in public?
I don't look good in them but whatever people want to wear I guess.
Do you carry a wallet or a purse?
Wallet.
Does your mother knit or crochet?
N/a
Do you vape?
No.
What was a song you loved as a child?
David Bowie - Starman
Do you enjoy the Arctic Monkeys?
No
Are you going to see Finding Dory?
No
Did you celebrate Christmas?
I suppose I do.
What was your favorite childhood (or adulthood) Halloween costume?
I don't do Halloween
What's your favourite dish to cook?
Toast.
Can you make gravy?
I can add boiling water to granules, yes.
Have you ever been horseback-riding?
I have actually.
Do you have any male names picked out for future children?
Ian.
Female names?
Ian.
Do you have any things you've kept from your childhood?
No.
Is there anything weird you do when no one's around?
Yes, I put make up on and pretend I am a rock star.
Have you ever had a paranormal experience?
No
Have you ever had a macaroon?
No
Where's your favourite place to shop for clothes?
Wherever.
What's your favourite flavour of soda, pop or whatever else you call it?
Not a big fan but if I had to choose probably lemonade.
What level of brightness do you usually keep your phone at?
Zero at night, and probably 2/3 of the way up during the day.
Have you ever attended a religious or private school?
No.
Do you have any pets and are they cuddly?
Yes, but only when he wants to be.
What's the worst job you've ever had?
God. Grating carrots. I will never grate another carrot in my life.
How many cars does your household own?
3.
Do you know anyone named Edward or any nickname of that?
Hahaha. Ed.
No.
What time do you usually have dinner?
Around 6pm.
Are there any cracks or scuffs on your phone?
No! Yay.
What's your favourite meat?
Fish I guess.
Do you need glasses to read or drive or need them all the time?
No and no and no.
How did you celebrate your last New Years Eve?
It was a mostly quiet night in. I did go out for dinner.
Is the internet fast where you live?
Thankfully yes.
What is your favourite meal of the day and why?
Breakfast. Probably because I make it taste great.
Do you like long surveys or short surveys better?
Mid-length. ;)
Xbox, PlayStation or neither?
I've never owned either.
Have you ever been to a cocktail bar?
I have!
Do you consider yourself a fast typer?
Fairly I guess. I'm sure there are faster.
What's the best amusement park you've ever visited?
Movie World.
Do you keep the cabinets in your kitchen and bathroom organised?
Not my job.
Have you ever had a romantic fling?
No.
Are you a very forgetful person?
I can be. I think it depends on the topic.
What was the last movie you saw in the cinema?
It's been a long time. The Book Thief perhaps?
How old were you when you got your first car?
17.
What colour is your shampoo?
Blue.
Are you doing anything tomorrow?
Driving to the beach. Woo.
Do you know anyone who's gotten pregnant over the age of 40?
No.
Tell me a silly little wive's tale you believed when you were a child.
I like this question but I really cannot think of one. There'd have to be something?
Who does most of the grocery shopping in your home?
Split between me and Mum.
Have you ever been approached by someone in public preaching about religion?
Yes. I no like.
Are you listening to music right now?
Yes.
If so, what's the theme of the lyrics?
My life is a mess.
What was the last thing you had to eat?
Cucumber.
Who's your favorite author?
Juliet Marillier.
What year were you born in?
'95
What's something good to watch on Netflix?
What's on it? Parenthood? Or How to get Away with Murder.
How do you make your coffee?
Big teaspoon of instant, big teaspoon of milo, boiling water and some milk.
What TV shows did you grow up watching?
All the best. Arthur. Rugrats. Bananas in Pyjamas. The Hoobs. Telletubbies. Noddy.
What colors are you wearing?
Purple and blue.
What does your phone case look like?
Clear with a little girl holding a massive bunch of balloons and flying upwards.
What's the most exciting thing that happened to you yesterday?
There were only 2 in my spin class woo.
Do you get nervous before/during job interviews?
I get nervous about everything.
Do you have a job?
Sort of. Just filling in rn.
What country do you live in?
The land down under.
What's the weather like there right now?
Crisp as the sun is setting but dry.
Are you currently in college/uni?
Soon.
What were your favorite toys to play with as a child?
Dolls. Rollerblades. Soft toys.
Do you care for Sanrio?
Is that a drink?
What's the most embarrassing thing you can ever remember doing?
HAHAHA. One night I crashed my cozy car into the shed and everybody said it was because I was drunk (I'd had a tiny tiny bit of beer).
Do you remember what you dreamt about last night?
Yes. Anxiety ridden crap.
Have you ever slept-walked?
Yes. Chronically for a while.
Have you ever done anything embarrassing in a dream?
Haha. Yes.
What was your favorite subject in middle school?
Maths.
Are you currently reading anything?
No.
How do you feel about wearing leggings in public?
One of my few safe clothes. Fine.
Do you carry a wallet or a purse?
I think it's a wallet?
Does your mother knit or crochet?
Knit.
Do you vape?
No.
What was a song you loved as a child?
Anything by Boney-M.
Do you enjoy the Arctic Monkeys?
Tbh I don't know if I've ever listened to them.
Are you going to see Finding Dori?
Unlikely.
Did you celebrate Christmas?
Yes. It was a good day.
What was your favorite childhood (or adulthood) Halloween costume?
N/A
What's your favorite dish to cook?
Stir fry with all the veg ever.
Can you make gravy?
Not from scratch.
Have you ever been horseback-riding?
Briefly.
Do you have any male names picked out for future children?
Children are an unlikely event.
Female names?
See above.
Do you have any things you've kept from your childhood?
Yes.
Is there anything weird you do when no one's around?
Not weird I don't think.
Have you ever had a paranormal experience?
Not serious.
Have you ever had a macaroon?
Not a proper one.
Where's your favorite place to shop for clothes?
Any sports shop. Or Ice.
The only thing more unthinkable than leaving was staying; the only thing more impossible than staying was leaving. I didn't want to destroy anything or anybody. I just wanted to slip quietly out the back door, without causing any fuss or consequences, and then not stop running until I reached Greenland.
Elizabeth Gilbert