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Old 01-11-2010, 12:25 AM   #1
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17 hysterical singles ads

since the other list didn't work out. I don't know why but that website has been quite tetchy lately. I replaced it with this.
*****


Looking for Love? Try the Personals! Just remember when composing your ad, use a little more thought than these people did










































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Remember compliments you received, forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how..~ Baz Lurhman.
Letting it get to you - You know what that's called? Being alive. Best thing there is. Being alive right now that's all that counts. ~ Doctor Who "The Doctors Wife"
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Old 01-11-2010, 12:29 AM   #2
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Why Adam you do spoil us with all of these lists! Some people out there are just so wierd..






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Old 01-11-2010, 12:44 AM   #3
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i like the going dutch one... and zombies... and the time traveller. Ok some are creepy but i think some just have an original sense of humour... or maybe i'm a complete desperate nutcase who will date ANYONE.

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Old 01-11-2010, 01:00 AM   #4
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I don't get the first one, funny but yeah don't get it :p
Funny list :)



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Old 01-11-2010, 01:14 AM   #5
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LOL I love the time traveller one... and 'currently seeking a female companion who enjoys the outdoors and understands dna replication' haha :), but they are all funny. Good list!



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Old 01-11-2010, 01:41 AM   #6
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Braaaaaaaaaaaaains!



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Old 01-11-2010, 02:38 AM   #7
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I love the only read lines 1 3 and 5 one that's clever!



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that its heart may stand in the sun,
so must you know pain.

There are only two ways in which one can live their life. One is as though nothing is a miracle, the other is as though everything is.


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Old 01-11-2010, 08:18 AM   #8
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haha lets go time traveling- the Pig one is pretty cool too :)

hehehe Thanks for the laugh!!! I needed it! :D




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Old 01-11-2010, 08:47 AM   #9
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Brilliant.



'Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.'

['There is only one thing we say to death. Not today'.']

'We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.’ – Oscar Wilde
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Old 01-11-2010, 12:28 PM   #10
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I love this list!








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Old 01-11-2010, 12:33 PM   #11
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Haha love it. I think I'd actually call the time traveller one, sounds like a fun first date! :P

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Old 01-11-2010, 12:39 PM   #12
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I'd date the guy who did the huge add. He's funny.




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Old 01-11-2010, 05:55 PM   #13
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This list made me LOL :)



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Stare at the hands, you know you want to ;).

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Old 01-11-2010, 08:36 PM   #14
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I'd date the guy who did the huge add. He's funny.
me too! lol



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Old 01-11-2010, 09:18 PM   #15
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Do you have restaurant coupons? You'd totally have a shot!



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Old 01-11-2010, 10:52 PM   #16
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Bbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnssssssssssssssssssssss !!!!!!!!!!




The world is just illusion always trying to change me.
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Old 02-11-2010, 03:29 AM   #17
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I lol'd.

can i be the guy/girls anime buddy?

please!



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Old 02-11-2010, 07:50 PM   #18
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I want to date a time traveller! O.o



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Old 02-11-2010, 10:50 PM   #19
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Bbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnssssssssssssssssssssss !!!!!!!!!!
Sure they weren't one of your adds Flem?
I know all about your filthy zombie fetish.





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Old 02-11-2010, 10:56 PM   #20
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It might have been...
You know what I'm like with posting all these random zombie ads and then forgetting about it.




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You will find wonder wherever you can, and spread joy whenever you are able.


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