Good Evening Ladies and Gents and welcome to the "Worlds Worst Joke" show hosted by me! Josh...
Feel free to write your worst, cringe-worthy jokes right here...
Happy Reading!
Josh
p.s. - did you hear about the magic tractor? no? oh well, it was going down the road then suddenly, it turned into a field...
Fine, suit yourself...
Last edited by unlovedfullstop : 20-07-2007 at 05:56 PM.
"Anyone can achieve their potential. Who we are might be predetermined, but the paths we follow are always of our own choosing. We should never allow our fears or the expectations of other to set the frontiers of our destiny. Your destiny can't be changed, but it can be challenged. Everyman is born as many men, and dies as a single one."
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind, don't matter, and those who matter, don't mind."
What do you call a man with a spade in his head - Dug
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head - Cliff
What do you call a man with a car on his head - Jack
Whats black and white and read all over - A sunburnt Penguin
Knock Knock
Whos There?
Boo
Boo Who?
There's no need to cry its only a joke
Sorry I have loads of these my Grandpa used to tell me them all the time
Lost soul,velvet kisses , John_Wood, Mithra
~Buttons~ is my Gaurdian Angel
IF there is any light left it is shrouded by shadows and from within this darkness I see no way out
My wings are broken and bound too tight, there is no escape from its grip tonight!!
The only two jokes I know (please don't make fun):
"Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
How did you know my name?"
some little kid in school asks his teacher..
"miss, can I go to the toilet?
Not until you say the alphabet!
abcdefghijklmnoqrs..
Where's the 'P'?
It's running down my leg!"
Bahhh, someone please teach me some jokes.. :[
Feel free to PM me any time; whether you want support or just a chat! x
"She's been everybody else's girl
Maybe one day she'll be her own"
what do you call something blue on the toilet? a policeman doing his doody
what do you call a group of singing plants? a treeo
how would you describe being stuck in a big hole in the ground? the pits
a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on the front of his pants. when the bartender asked him what it was for her said "yar, i don't know. but it's driving me nuts."
come and join me. then world domination.
mmmwuhahahahahahaha.
i like to commit raoh's (random acts of hugging)
HazardxToxMyselfx3 = sister
hahaugotpunked87 = fairy-god half step sister
Katiebean = pet moose
morbida = third cousin once removed
I seriously love this thread and they have all made me fall about, Its probably cos they are just so bad it makes them soooooooo funny lol
Why were women given legs?
Have you seen the mess snails make?
(sorry I know)
How do you embarrass an Archeologist?
Give him your tampon and ask him what period its from.
Lost soul,velvet kisses , John_Wood, Mithra
~Buttons~ is my Gaurdian Angel
IF there is any light left it is shrouded by shadows and from within this darkness I see no way out
My wings are broken and bound too tight, there is no escape from its grip tonight!!
Two men walk into a bar... which is strange... 'cos u'd think that one of them would have seen it...
"Anyone can achieve their potential. Who we are might be predetermined, but the paths we follow are always of our own choosing. We should never allow our fears or the expectations of other to set the frontiers of our destiny. Your destiny can't be changed, but it can be challenged. Everyman is born as many men, and dies as a single one."
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind, don't matter, and those who matter, don't mind."
Will Shakespere walks into a pub and as he enters the barman takes one look at him and says: Get out! you're bard!
I love Alcohol Induced Altruism(Laura) I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence - Doug McLeod Those who believe in absurdities will commit atrocities - Voltaire
I love Alcohol Induced Altruism(Laura) I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence - Doug McLeod Those who believe in absurdities will commit atrocities - Voltaire
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