you turn the straigteners on without realising that the hair dryer wire is on them, so end up melting the wire completely...
Hush, little baby, drink your spoiled milk
I'm crazy, need my prescription filled
Do you like my cookies? They're made just for you
A little bit of sugar, but lots of poison, too
I tried to open my front door with my oyster card the other day
I swear to god everyday I get out my purse, I really don't learn. I also do the wrong ended cigarette thing, it's especially easy to manage when you smoke menthols or roll-ups because it's all white... The most common one at the moment for me is forgetting we now have a lodger so walking around naked in the morning. Luckily there haven't been any embarrassing incidents so far.
Yesterday I got into the shower with my t-shirt on, and then attempted to wash my hair with body wash. Clever.
"I know you're sad, so I won't tell you to have a good day. Instead, I advise you to simply have a day.
Stay alive, feed yourself well, wear comfortable clothes, and don't give up on yourself just yet.
It'll get better. Until then, have a day."
you know when you do stupid things due to being tired? For example I just put the coffee away in the fridge well thought it would be interesting to share the silly things we've done do to lack of sleep destroying our intelligence :P
Another example that I have is that last night I couldn't remember how to use the door key and it took me about 10 minuets to realise that it was upsidedown lol
so, what silly things have you done? :D
There are two silling things that I realize when I am tired.
I talk to much and too fast like a rapper which I am not really used to do.
I sat down and stare at something and realized that I fall asleep with my eyes open.
When you suddenly become unsure why you are holding an object.
And drop it.
Right there.
Happened with a cup of water once, luckily there was only a little bit left in it. My parents gave me the weirdest look when I suddenly let it slide from my hand and stared at it on the floor for a moment.
Also, when you start talking about kittens and start to get really drowsy just thinking about how soft and fluffy and gentle...
The other day I got off the train from work and went to my car, stood next to my car for a good five minutes searching through my bag for my keys...
Turns out I left my keys in the ignition and the car unlocked....
I am still amazed it wasn't stolen. But then it is a car waiting to go to the wreckers so wouldn't be a huge loss
My mind is mush....
You start life with a clean slate. Then you begin to make your mark. You face decisions, make choices. You keep moving forward. But sooner or later there comes a time where you look back over where you have been and wonder who you really are.
One time when I was working in a shop, I came back from a break to find I couldn't get into my till. I waited five minutes for a manager to come help me, only for her to say "you're at the wrong till" lol
So today I went to the post office to pay a bill, post a parcel and letter. Totally forgot to send the letter and it's important too. Also the woman in the post office made a joke and she had to repeat it 3 times before I got it...fail.
Just now I went into a thread to add something and couldn't remember what I was gonna add.
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Once I came back home after a long night and my room was pitch black. My lamp is on my headboard so I decided to just find my bed and climb across it to find the lamp because f walking. My knee slipped off the side of the side of the bed in the process and I fell on the floor...
I don't mix things up too much when I'm tired actually. I've tried straightening my hair without turning the straightener on and I tend to hit my alarm clock when my phone alarm goes off and don't understand why it won't stop.
Giving up doesn't always mean you're weak.
Sometimes it just means you're strong enough to let go.
When I'm doing some kind of craft thing and I'm constantly drop everything, or hearing something ping across the room look in the general direction of the ping and just stare at it waiting for something to happen.