|
|
 |
|
10-02-2023, 09:04 PM
|
#1
|
|
Patchwork Elephant
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
I am currently:  
|
An Announcement
I know this may seem like a strange choice to some, but I have decided the time has come. I never want to get out of the bath again. I live here now. Please send solidarity in this trying time.
#endbathshaming #livelifewaterlogged #wrinklytoes #takeyourmeds #icantreachthem
|
'It's an impossible choice ... I'll just have to hope that when I flip the coin it somehow explodes and kills me.'
"You're not scared of climbing mountains. You're scared that you can't make them move."
Jenna was here :P
|
|
|
|
|
10-02-2023, 09:21 PM
|
#2
|
|
90's B*tch
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Hyrule
I am currently: 
|
I started to panic that you were leaving ryl!
Haven't had a good flounce in a while.
Anyway....what happens when it goes cold? Are you just going to let cold water out and top up with hot?
I don't blame you tbh. The outside world is cold and unforgiving. Now I want a bath.
|
I'm fine! Totally fine. I don't know why it's coming out all loud and squeaky, 'cause really, I'm fine!
Who else is fine?!?!?
|
|
|
|
|
|
10-02-2023, 09:30 PM
|
#3
|
|
Pathologically flamboyant
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Safety Cupboard
I am currently: 
|
Originally Posted by Cacoethes
I started to panic that you were leaving ryl!
SO DID I
|
No other sadness in the world would do
|
|
|
|
|
10-02-2023, 09:30 PM
|
#4
|
|
Pathologically flamboyant
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Safety Cupboard
I am currently:
|
Also the crisis team would be proud
|
No other sadness in the world would do
|
|
|
|
|
|
10-02-2023, 09:31 PM
|
#5
|
|
Pathologically flamboyant
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Safety Cupboard
I am currently:
|
Also2 why is there no poll?
|
No other sadness in the world would do
|
|
|
|
|
|
10-02-2023, 09:37 PM
|
#6
|
|
Patchwork Elephant
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
I am currently:
|
For reasons I am unwilling to disclose, I had to get out of the bath. Life continues to challenge me.
I aim to be like the captain who lived in his bath in the Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy trilogy, and pledge to spend the rest of my days working out how to keep the water hot without blowing up the boiler or needing to be a billionaire.
|
'It's an impossible choice ... I'll just have to hope that when I flip the coin it somehow explodes and kills me.'
"You're not scared of climbing mountains. You're scared that you can't make them move."
Jenna was here :P
|
|
|
|
|
|
10-02-2023, 09:38 PM
|
#7
|
|
Patchwork Elephant
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
I am currently:
|
There is no poll because my opinion is the only relevant opinion.
|
'It's an impossible choice ... I'll just have to hope that when I flip the coin it somehow explodes and kills me.'
"You're not scared of climbing mountains. You're scared that you can't make them move."
Jenna was here :P
|
|
|
|
|
|
10-02-2023, 09:49 PM
|
#8
|
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: U.K.
|
Good choice.
|
Ying tong iddle ai po!
|
|
|
|
|
|
10-02-2023, 09:53 PM
|
#9
|
|
90's B*tch
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Hyrule
I am currently:
|
I think I read that Winston Churchill conducted many official meetings while taking a bath. As in, he literally had people come into his bathroom, while he was in the bath. And conducted srs bsns war meetings.
|
I'm fine! Totally fine. I don't know why it's coming out all loud and squeaky, 'cause really, I'm fine!
Who else is fine?!?!?
|
|
|
|
|
|
11-02-2023, 02:33 PM
|
#10
|
|
The Shadow of the Day
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Scotland
|
Eww, Churchill. No one wants to see that!
But yeah, retreat to the bath whenever you feel it calling.
|
I put it down on paper and then the ghost does not ache so much.
Don't try to calm the storm, calm yourself, the storm will pass.
You didn't come this far just to come this far.
|
|
|
|
|
|
11-02-2023, 06:38 PM
|
#11
|
|
Evil Emperor
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: The TARDIS
I am currently: 
|
Lol at stark naked Churchill deciding how to best fight the nazi regime XD in his defense, he probably did need a bath every now and then in spite of him being a very busy vip….
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
12-02-2023, 01:38 AM
|
#12
|
Join Date: Sep 2017
Location: London-ish
I am currently: 
|
Bath,no. Shower, yes.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
12-02-2023, 02:54 AM
|
#13
|
|
Pathologically flamboyant
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Safety Cupboard
I am currently:
|
YES. I just don’t get the appeal of baths!
|
No other sadness in the world would do
|
|
|
|
|
|
12-02-2023, 06:44 PM
|
#14
|
|
We can try. We can always try.
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Your mum's bedroom
I am currently: 
|
Yikes
Unfriended
|
the sun
the moon
the truth
|
|
|
|
|
|
12-02-2023, 06:53 PM
|
#15
|
|
Patchwork Elephant
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
I am currently:
|
#humansoup #noshame #primeministerenergy
|
'It's an impossible choice ... I'll just have to hope that when I flip the coin it somehow explodes and kills me.'
"You're not scared of climbing mountains. You're scared that you can't make them move."
Jenna was here :P
|
|
|
|
|
|
12-02-2023, 07:23 PM
|
#16
|
|
Has less of a life than Pi.R^2
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: The Ceiling
I am currently: 
|
My bath isn't deep enough to have a proper soak :( I can't have my whole body under water at the same time. So I just shower as a unsatisfying bath is worse than no bath at all.
I hope Churchill's bath had bubbles for modesty. Or a toy battleship or something!
|
QUACK!
|
|
|
|
|
|
13-02-2023, 04:58 PM
|
#17
|
|
Evil Emperor
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: The TARDIS
I am currently:
|
Mwuahahahaaaa!!!! The thought of naked Churchill attempting to hide his dangly bits with a bath toy battleship XD
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
22-02-2023, 02:34 PM
|
#18
|
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: Scotland
I am currently:
|
I don’t have a bath :(. If I want one, I have to go to V’s house or my dads (which is a bit of a trip for just a bath) BUT I have baths at his everytime I visit so now he asks me ‘do you want me to run your bath’ as soon as I walk in the door
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
12-03-2023, 12:47 AM
|
#19
|
Join Date: Oct 2009
I am currently: 
|
Important information: This also applies to bed.
Is warm.
Is cosy.
Has zero "other people"
Has cats there.
|
if you think you know me in real life, no you don't.
|
|
|
|
|
|
12-03-2023, 06:25 AM
|
#20
|
|
Patchwork Elephant
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
I am currently:
|
Yes! Except the cats part, my cats have an intense disliking of the bath as that is where they also get baths when they get covered in poo or other unpleasant substances
So bed is prob better tbh.
|
'It's an impossible choice ... I'll just have to hope that when I flip the coin it somehow explodes and kills me.'
"You're not scared of climbing mountains. You're scared that you can't make them move."
Jenna was here :P
|
|
|
|
|
|
Currently Active Members Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
|
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
Censor is ON
|
|
|
Sea Pink Aroma
All times are GMT +1. The time now is 02:56 PM.
|
|
