lame jokes i made up that at least make ME giggle.

[Nancho]

what's the difference between a chav and me?
a chav's house has wheels on it.

why did i dump my tart of an ex?
cos she broke my belt. she wore it as a skirt.

where does jade goody go to spice up her sex life?
homebase...their lawn mowers are the only thing that can get rid of that hair...

and lastly...
if anyone tells you that you have verbal diarreah...tell them that they have constipation of the brain.

^_^ hehe...

[revenge]

i think they're the best jokes ive heard that anyone's made up themself..

i like the last one, constipation of the brain...haha =]

[hahaugotpunked87]

i really like that last one alot

[Field Of Paper Flowers]

HAHAHA! I love the chav one!

What you call a female chav in white trackies?
The bride. :P

[.ghost.]

Hehehehe, made me giggle
Especially like the last one

[~KemicalRain~]

wow they are well funny lol ty for brightening my day

[Lluviazul]

lol! 3rd one :p