#1
Join Date: Jun 2007
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Adult - Random joke
This prostitute's standing on the corner, and a drawf walks up to her carrying a briefcase.
He says to her "how much?"
She says "A ton"
He says "Alright", so he walks her back to her room. The both get in,
He says "Right, take your clothes off and lie on the bed"
She obliges, meanwhile the drawf opens the briefcase and pulls out 4 springs, and puts one on each hand and one on each foot.
Her bounces over to her, and they go at it, he's going like a mad man.
Two hours later, he bounces off.
She says "Sorry but that was just amazing, the best sh*g i've ever had in my life! What teachnique do you call that?"
"Forshpung Dwarf Technik"
#2
(`･ω･´)
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o.0
[every beginning is also an end]
#3
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Me either.
#4
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ
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^^ ditto ^^
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#5
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haha ermm... I dont get it either lol
#6
ASofterWorld
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errrrm... okay?
go on a journey, & roam the streets,
can't see the way out, & so use the stars.
she sits for eternity, & then climbs out.
she's the glowing sun, so come out.
#7
Princess Suicide
Join Date: Jun 2007
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wow thats gross but good tho i like it, i'm going to send it my friend lol
Princess Suicide
Grrrrrrrrr i hate girls in my class i wish they would all go to hell
#8
Princess Suicide
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my friends think its funny and they said thankyou for makin us all smile
Princess Suicide
Grrrrrrrrr i hate girls in my class i wish they would all go to hell
#9
Join Date: Jun 2007
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Finally someone gets it!
#10
coimeádaí rún
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I got it
my mind is filthy...
For those
doubts that
swirl all around us
For those lives that
tear at the seams
We know… we’re
not what we’ve seen
For this
dance we’ll move with each other
There ain’t no other step than one foot
Right in front of the other
~ We're marching on... ~
#11
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Join Date: May 2004
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STILL dont get it
[every beginning is also an end]
#12
Me
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i feel silly! ^me either
Lace me up...
#13
Why does everything have to change?
Join Date: Mar 2007
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Originally Posted by
_0_
Finally someone gets it!
that didn't really help..
don't get it..
#14
I'm breaking down, and it's because of you
Join Date: Mar 2007
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Originally Posted by
xxgothic_angelxx
I got it
my mind is filthy...
Same here, lol, but I didn't get it until it was explained
EDIT: Can we post our own jokes here? xD I know an assload of rude jokes, lol
Last edited by Damnation. : 08-06-2007 at 03:05 AM .
Reason: missed something =D
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#15
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Iowa (USA)
I laughed a bit but I have a better one.
#16
Why does everything have to change?
Join Date: Mar 2007
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Originally Posted by
Mac
I laughed a bit but I have a better one.
I laughed for that.. but then I realized that I didn't get that either.. well.. it's propably just 'cause I haven't seen LoTR movies or read the book/s..
*sigh*
#17
hugs make the world go round
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sam and frodo are hobbits. they are therefore short (height wise). HAHAHA i found it funny. but i don't get the first one....
#18
into microscopic peices
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ha ha ha ha!!!!! i got that without explination ha
I'm so over you, I'm changing my name to bridge.
#19
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Originally Posted by
_0_
Finally someone gets it!
Ohhhhhh righhhht. That actually did help. Nice one!
#20
Why does everything have to change?
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Originally Posted by
beauty is pain
sam and frodo are hobbits. they are therefore short (height wise)
okey..
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