*bounces you gently* I'm not mad at you but I'm a bit disappointed you're doing some things I told you not to. And we don't need to talk about it here if you don't want. *snuggles* Hush hush, it's ok.
Farewell the Ashtray Girl
July 12, 1987-April 30, 2010
I'll use one I have. Hopefully you've not heard it before.
The Tummy Lion
Jeremy ran to his mommy quite concerned. “Mommy, my tummy is growling!”
“Oh, that’s okay,” his mommy said. “That’s just your tummy lion telling you you’re hungry.”
Jeremy’s eyes grew wide. “I have a lion in my tummy?!”
“Sure you do,” his mommy smiled. “Everyone has a lion in their tummy to let them know when they need to eat.”
“What does he do in there?” Jeremy asked, inspecting his belly button.
“He prowls around the broccoli forests, hunting the wild gummi bears who live in the hamburger hills. He walks across the cheese cracker desert and in search of shade from the post-dinner heat. The tummy lion is careful to avoid the peanut butter quicksand when he goes to take naps in the fluffy marshmallow fields.”
“Wow!” Jeremy exclaimed. “Does he play and eat the food inside there too?”
“Of course!” his mommy said. “He plays with the animal cracker cubs and bats at the Swedish Fish who swim in the chocolate milk ponds. The tummy lion is also quite fond of sliding down the mashed potato slopes into the gravy splash pools. And of course the tummy lion eats! He’s in your tummy and can eat anything from the forest, to the hills, to the deserts and ponds.”
“But if he’s so happy why does he growl?” Jeremy asked.
“Well, he growls when you’re hungry,” his mommy said. “Because then there’s not as much for him to live in or play with or eat! So he wants you to fill your tummy back up so he can have more fun.”
Just then, Jeremy’s tummy growled again. “I think he’s saying he wants to build some ice cream mountains!”
Farewell the Ashtray Girl
July 12, 1987-April 30, 2010
Hitch hiking is extremely dangerous. She'd be better off calling the police to bring her somewhere safe, depending on how old she is. Hello everyone! *hugs for all*
No. poliece cant keep me safe from mommy. Mommy is everywhere. Nowhere safe but here.
