Adult - movie quotes

[Claire]

Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off

[destroy-!!!-infinity]

well. since crazycat took all the shawshank redemption quotes!

i posted this somewhere else yesterday...but since i'm thinking about tim robbins i'll use it again.

from THE SECRET LIFE OF WORDS

Josef: I thought um, you and I, maybe we could go away somewhere. Together. One of these days. Today. Right now. Come with me.
Hanna: No, I don't think that's going to be possible.
Josef: Why not?
Hanna: Um, because I think that if we go away to someplace together, I'm afraid that, ah, one day, maybe not today, maybe, maybe not tomorrow either, but one day suddenly, I may begin to cry and cry so very much that nothing or nobody can stop me and the tears will fill the room and I won't be able to breath and I will pull you down with me and we'll both drown.
Josef: I'll learn how to swim, Hanna. I swear, I'll learn how to swim.

[destroy-!!!-infinity]

someone else left a black books quote...i love that show. hopefully series three will come to the states someday...

Bernard: Get out! Women think you’re my girlfriend. Go!
Fran: Oh please, just for a few hours. At my place I’m laying there writhing and sticky and glistening…
Bernard: STOP IT! I’m getting a girlfriend. Just for the summer until this wears off. She’ll be a summery girl. She’ll have hair. She’ll have summery friends and like to be outside. She’ll play tennis and wear dresses and have bare feet! And in the autumn I’LL DITCH HER! ‘Cause she’s my summer girl.

[unlovedfullstop]

Cpt. Blackadder: I don't believe it... A German Prison cell... For the last two years the Western Front has been as likely to move as a Frenchman who lives nextdoor to a brothel... and last night the Germans advance a mile and we land on the wrong side...

Cpt. Blackadder: Baldrick, there are tribes in the Amazonian rainforest, yet untouched by civillisation who have developed more convincing Charlie Chaplin acts than you...

Gen. Melchett & Lt. George: Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream, belts off, trousers down, isn't life a scream. Oi!

Squadron Commander Lord Flashheart: Now, remember, always treat your kite [aircraft] like you treat your woman...
Lt. George: What do you mean by that sir? Do you mean take her home at the weekend to meet your mother?
Flashheart: No. I mean get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back!

- Blackadder Goes Forth
Cpt. Blackadder - Rowan Atkinson
Lt. George - Hugh Laurie
Pvt. Baldrick - Tony Robinson
Gen. Melchett - Steven Fry
Squadron Commander Lord Flashheart - Rik Mayall

[crazykat]

Quote:

Originally Posted by destroy-!!!-infinity

well. since crazycat took all the shawshank redemption quotes!

Sorry I didn't mean to take all of them I just luv that movie and think it has some really good quotes

Mameha: [in voiceover] Remember, Chiyo, geisha are not courtesans. And we are not wives. We sell our skills, not our bodies. We create another secret world, a place only of beauty. The very word "geisha" means artist and to be a geisha is to be judged as a moving work of art
(Memoirs of a Geisha)

[crazykat]

Wendy: But, Peter, how do we get to Never Land?
Peter Pan: Fly, of course.
Wendy: Fly?
Peter Pan: It's easy! All you have to do is to... is to... is to... Ha! That's funny.
Wendy: What's the matter? Don't you know?
Peter Pan: Oh, sure. It's... It's just that I never thought about it before. Say, that's it! You think of a wonderful thought.

(Disneys Peter Pan)

[N.Bluth]

Hi just had to post these quotes from Spinal Tapp they always make me laugh!

Marti Di Berghi Why don't you just use 10 and make 10 the loudest?
Nigel Tufnel These go up to 11!

Justine You should've done it in dobly
Nigel What?!!
David St Hubbins She means dolby!

[crazykat]

Shop assistant: Hello, can I help you?
Vivian: I was in here yesterday, you wouldn't wait on me.
Shop assistant: Oh.
Vivian: You people work on commission, right?
Shop assistant: Yeah.
Vivian: Big mistake. Big. Huge. I have to go shopping now.

(pretty woman)

[destroy-!!!-infinity]

Paquita: Your mother ate my dog!
Lionel: Not all of it.

braindead (aka 'dead alive' in the states)

[crazykat]

Charlotte: Salutations.
Wilbur: Salu-what?
Charlotte: Salutations.
Wilbur: What are they? And where are you?
Charlotte: Salutations is my fancy way of saying hello.

(Charlottes Web)

[crazykat]

Detective John Kimble: No more complaining. No more "Mr. Kimble, I have to go the bathroom". Nothing!
[shouts]
Detective John Kimble: There *is* no bathroom!

(Kindergarten cop)

[RandomIdiot]

Quote:

Originally Posted by destroy-!!!-infinity

someone else left a black books quote...i love that show. hopefully series three will come to the states someday...

Bernard: Get out! Women think you’re my girlfriend. Go!
Fran: Oh please, just for a few hours. At my place I’m laying there writhing and sticky and glistening…
Bernard: STOP IT! I’m getting a girlfriend. Just for the summer until this wears off. She’ll be a summery girl. She’ll have hair. She’ll have summery friends and like to be outside. She’ll play tennis and wear dresses and have bare feet! And in the autumn I’LL DITCH HER! ‘Cause she’s my summer girl.

lol i love that. I love his ice lolly in that episode. Black books is great. I want a book shop like black books.

[angelmillennium666]

Heavenly Creatures...

Juliet Hulme: All the best people have bad chests and bone diseases. It's all frightfully romantic.
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Pauline Parker: Oh, I wish James Mason would do a religious picture! He'd be perfect as Jesus!
Juliet Hulme: Daddy says the Bible's a load of bunkum!
Pauline Parker: But we're all going to heaven?
Juliet Hulme: I'M not! I'M going to The Fourth World... it's sort of like heaven. Only better, because there aren't any Christians!
****
John: I love you so much Paul. Do you love me as much as I love you?
Pauline Parker: Of course I do, Nicolas.
John: My name is John.
Pauline Parker: Oh, but I like Nicolas so much better!
****

[Wonderful.]

We scare...because we care. :p

[angelmillennium666]

Drop Dead Fred...

Fred: Well why don't we harpoon Charles straight through the head, drag him back to the apartment, and hit him with a hammer until he agrees to come back?
Elizabeth: Harpoon him through the head. That won't work Fred.
Fred: Why not? How many times have you tried it?
****
Elizabeth: Mother, do you remember when I was little, I had a friend, he was make-believe?
Polly: No.
Elizabeth: Don't you remember? Only I could see him?
Polly: No, I don't remember Drop Dead Fred at all.
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Fred: It takes more than a fire truck to stop Drop Dead Fred.
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[Polly has just finished reading a Fairy Tale]
Young Elizabeth: Did they live happily ever after?
Polly: Of Course Elizabeth.
Young Elizabeth: How do you know?
Polly: Because, she was a good little girl, if she would have been naughty, the Prince would have run away.
Young Elizabeth: What a pile of sh**!
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Fred: Drown the fishes!!!
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Young Elizabeth: Daddy, why don't we throw mommy out the window? It won't hurt her. She'll land in the gladiolas.
Nigel: You shouldn't say things like that about your mother... She might cut your head off.
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Fred: You see when something's not working right, the best thing to do is tear it apart to make it better.
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Fred: [to Elizabeth] Married? You got married? You mean you've been doing it like the pigeons?
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[Elizabeth and Charles are lying down, making out on the sofa]
Fred: Hold on, hold on that's now how the pigeons do it. You're supposed to stamp on her head and peck her!!
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Fred: I don't love you because love is for girls and girls are disgusting
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Fred: Snotface, look... INK - let's write something on the carpet... I know how 'bout "Mother SUCKS".
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Fred: I wrote the note. Hahahahaha! Haven't got a husband! Haven't got a husband! Got a stupid hair cut!
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Fred: [pulls Elizabeth towards the stairs] Come on!
Elizabeth: Where are we going?
Fred: Ayyyooooooo!
[slides down the bannister]
Fred: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Fred: [he slaps straight into the newel post at the bottom]
Elizabeth: [in pain] Ahhh! Oooooh! WHO PUT THAT THERE?
****

Elizabeth: I have some bad news for you.
Janie: More?
Elizabeth: Well, remember your house?
Janie: Yeah.
Elizabeth: It, it sank.
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Fred: "Oh no my head, the Megabitch squashed my head! The Bitch! She squashed my head! The evil one reigns supreme" (After having his head squashed flat in the fridge door!!)
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MINTED FILM!!!