I'd actually like to be a zombie... so no worries here!
.... even the part where I blow your head off so you don't eat my brains?
Half Psychotic Sick Hypnotic We sat and waited for the sea
To stretch out so that we could disappear
Into the endlessness of blue Into the horror of the truth We are far less than we knew
Well, I actually live in a village where 90% of the population are old enough to be dead anyways. So if they're not dead by the time the zombies come, they most certainly won't be quick enough to catch me if they're turned into zombies. Failing that, they'll think the zombies are visitors and bore them to death with World War stories and stories beginning with 'Back in my day'.
Also, I live near a lot of farms and therefore farmers, most of whom should be stocked up on shotguns and enough food to last us a while.
Plan :D
I'm gonna tap him like a maple tree. I'm gonna search him for some syrups. I'm gonna be having sex with him.
Eh... no. I like my head. It's rather pretty.
But... eating people's brains... Funnnn.
well then, you better go for the brains of those who are unarmed and have no fighting skills.
you leave my brains alone, I shall possibly allow you to keep your pretty head.
Half Psychotic Sick Hypnotic We sat and waited for the sea
To stretch out so that we could disappear
Into the endlessness of blue Into the horror of the truth We are far less than we knew
I would re-read the zombie survival guide, forget it all and just run in to a pack of them with guns blazing. It would be an invaluble distraction whilst the rest of you got away.
The world is just illusion always trying to change me.
You will find wonder wherever you can, and spread joy whenever you are able.
I felt emotions of gentleness and pleasure, that had long appeared dead, divide within me. - Frankenstein.
My only issue would be my inability to drive manual cars, which I would have to sort out as I wouldn't fancy much trying to cycle through hordes of zombies. Especially because I can't find my lights for my bike.
According to the zombie survival guide cars can actually be a royal pain in the arse (depending on how bad the outbreak is), because lots of people will abandon their cars in panic on the roads, which will block up the roads and put you in a bit of a pickle.
Motarbikes are good for that problem but you still have the issue of keeping it running with fuel and any problems that might occur in it.
I believe a bicycle was actually one of the recommended ways of travelling, if I remember correctly. (Flem, you've got the book, do some checking. =p)
if I started doing pharmacy that'd only last a lil while. I'd have to learn how to make the medicine completely so I'd have some when the pharmacy supply ran out or expired.
and Misskitty, you got yourself a deal ;)
Half Psychotic Sick Hypnotic We sat and waited for the sea
To stretch out so that we could disappear
Into the endlessness of blue Into the horror of the truth We are far less than we knew
I am SO ready for the zombie apocalypse. Assuming I'm not where it initially breaks out, I'll have plenty of time to prepare myself. I think about zombie apocalypse scenarios probably too frequently...
Yay, I see other fans of the ZSG. :D
Also, World War Z movie F YEAH! Brad Pitt is going to play the lead role, haha!
Nous avons abrité tous les rêves du monde,
Et c'est dans le soleil que nous avons grandi.
I think that i'd have to go and join the zombies now I think about. I'm far too weak to be able to fight them off. Or hope that they're slow moving zombies so that I could merely skip away from them all. Actually, that sounds like a plan to me. I shall skip to safety :)
Half Psychotic Sick Hypnotic We sat and waited for the sea
To stretch out so that we could disappear
Into the endlessness of blue Into the horror of the truth We are far less than we knew
According to the zombie survival guide cars can actually be a royal pain in the arse (depending on how bad the outbreak is), because lots of people will abandon their cars in panic on the roads, which will block up the roads and put you in a bit of a pickle.
Motarbikes are good for that problem but you still have the issue of keeping it running with fuel and any problems that might occur in it.
I believe a bicycle was actually one of the recommended ways of travelling, if I remember correctly. (Flem, you've got the book, do some checking. =p)
Sweet. My chances of survival may have just risen.
If they're fast zombies like the things in 28 Days Later or I Am Legend then game over.
Much appreciated :) Well if they're fast zombies then we can become zombies together. It'll be fun. I'd consider it one of life's experiences.
And I love the graph! :)
