Who do you text the most?
Haven't texted anyone in ages.
Do you wish you had smaller feet?
Why?
Has a rumor been spread about you?
Maybe...
Ever fallen for your best friend?
Yes. It sucked.
What did you do for New Years Eve?
Been on dialisys in a hospital.
Are you a gullible person?
I guess, yes.
Are you easy to get along with?
No, I'm horrible.
Did anyone watch you the last time you kissed someone?
I'm not sure. Probably, because we weren't hiding or something.
When you're walking, do you stop to drink?
I don't usually drink on the go.
How old will you be in 15 months?
25.
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
No.
Do you hate more than 3 people?
No. Not even one person. Except for myself.
Do looks matter?
Probably.
Do you use chap stick?
No.
Are you too forgiving?
I don't think "too forgiving" is a thing.
Are you thinking about somebody right now?
Yes.
Do you like your hair color?
No.
Relationships or one night stands?
Booze, only booze.
Do you kiss a lot of people?
There are only two people I kissed (on the lips) at the proud age of 23. So I guess no.
Name 3 people who you talked to today?
My students.
What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
Laying in bed, staring at the ceiling and crying.
Are you someone's best friend?
No.
Last person you talked to on the phone?
My manager.
Do any of your friends have children?
Yes.
How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
24.
Are you wearing make up?
No.
What colour are you nails?
...colour of the nails?
When was the last time you spoke to someone you don't like?
Yesterday.
Has a boy/girl ever called you baby?
Yes.
Have you ever kissed on a boat?
No.
Where is the shirt you are wearing from?
My aunts basket with old useless things.
What bed did you sleep in last night?
I didn't sleep.
Have you held hands with anybody in the past week?
No.
Do you have a friend you can tell stuff to and you're sure they won't tell?
No.
Did you go out or stay in last night?
I was at work for most of the night.
Do you like to text or call more?
Text. I hate phonecalls for some reason.
Was your last kiss drunk or sober?
Drunk.
What was the first thing you did this morning?
Cried.
What upcoming event are you waiting and ready for?
I'm not ready for anything, nonononono, can I quit, please?
Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?
No.
Looking back in time did you ever waste your time on a certain boy/girl?
Not really. I was happy for the time being. And that were the only happy days in my life. So, even if in the end it turns out to be very stupid of me, I don't think it was a waste of time.
Do you know anyone who’s pregnant?
Yes.
Have you ever had a really big fight with your best friend?
No.
Can you recall the last time you sincerely liked someone?
I do now.
Can you touch your toes?
Nope.
Would you kiss anyone on your top friends?
Where?
Is there anyone who understands your relationship status?
My relationship status is obvious - I am forever alone.
Do you say sorry first?
I...don't know. I never really paid much attention to it.
Has someone promised you something and broke it?
Yes. Hell yes. Hell f***ng yes...
Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't supposed to be doing?
Well, that's rather typical of me.
Will you be in bed within twenty minutes?
No.
Would you rather be a fish or a bird?
A fish. I love water.
Is there a girl that knows everything or mostly everything about you?
No. Most people that know a lot about me happen to be guys.
Are you anything like you were at this point last year?
Same idiot, just significally more dysfunctional and grumpy.
In the past week have you cried?
Most of the time.
Who was the last person you were in a car with except for family?
Taxi driver?
Is it easy for someone to make you smile?
I don't know. Probably not, unless you're Alex, because Alex is god and epitome of everything good and happy.
Meet anyone new this year?
Yes. A number of co-workers and a new boss.
Have you ever told anyone you were OK when you really weren’t?
Well, that's life...
Do you think anyone in general out there loves you?
No. That's the crappy catch.
If you could change your eye color would you?
Yes. I'd like a pair of green, or gray eyes.
Ever had a song written about you?
No. That'd be pretty cool, though.
Can a girl and a boy be best friends without having feelings for each other?
Yes. I checked, yes.
When a friend walks out of your life, do you go after them or let them go?
I go after them, unless I see they don't want me to.
Last female you slept in the same room with?
Mom.
Is there someone that you believe you will always be attached to?
I no longer believe in anyone being attached to anyone "forever".
Are you close to your mom?
No.
Do you wear your feelings all over your face?
Yes, unfortunately. I can't fix it.
Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?
No, I really don't think so.
Have you ever kissed someone with braces?
No.
When was the last time you said 'I love you too'? To who?
Never.
Have you ever kissed someone that was high?
Yes. Wow, now I remember I actually kissed three people in my life.
What is the last digit in your phone number?
6.
So, what if you married the last person you kissed?
Poor guy.
How many people do you have 'a thing' for right now?
One.
Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a J?
Yes. I regret that one a lot.
Do you still talk to the person you last kissed?
Yes, because we work together.
What's a fact about the last person who had their arms around you?
He's a liar.
How has your week been?
Rock bottom.
Do you like to make the first move?
Depends. I am always scared, but it feels good in the end.
Who was your last text from?
My last 5 texts are all ads...
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