1. What is your best friend's Dad's name?
I don't have just one so I'm gonna just name friends dads,
Martin, Patrick, Andrew, Michael, Nicholarse.
2. What body part do you hate?
3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
I'm still in love with my college English Language teacher, running into him drunk in a pub was a life highlight let's be honest.
4. Have you ever made out in a movie theatre?
Yes, worra cliche.
5. What body part do you wash first?
Tail.
6. Do you have any piercings?
7?
8. Is your driveway steep?
Haven't got one.
9. What's your favourite flavoured Pringles?
I'm not that into Pringles tbh, once I pop I can stop.
10. Have you ever been tied up?
WITH ALL THIS CRUSHING UNI WORK HA HA HA.
11. When was the last time you were grounded?
Last Wednesday.
12. Can you rub your tummy and pat your head?
Hai.
13. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
I mean I've seen Steph and Jenna on the same night so?
14. How many times have you been cursed at?
*Witty and light remark*
15. Which shoe do you put on first?
Question quality is lacking here love.
17. When is your birthday?
Eleventh of Jan.
17. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nyet, I was turned down entry the one time I tried to go because I'm a lady, I mean I had no intention of getting in and trying to hustle but I've clearly got that look.
18. Have you ever had any Friends with Benefits?
All my friends benefit from my wit and character.
19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?
They were all breathing.
20. Did you French kiss before you were 16?
Hai.
21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?
Nyet.
22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
Howard who was on the Halifax adverts. Where are you now Howard? When's your album dropping?
23. Have you ever had a song written about you?
I actually have am I real.
24. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or your bath towel, which one would it be?
I can't believe I'm struggling through this.
25. Have you ever found anything in your parents' bedroom that was questionable?
Me ma had some proper questionable shoes tbf.
26. What was your childhood nickname?
Carrie.
27. When is the last time you played the air guitar?
28 minutes prior.
28. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room?
Nyet lol.
29. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
Almost crashed, which is partly why I don't.
30. Have you ever bitten your nails?
Not anymore.
31. How do you normally eat your Oreo cookies?
I don't, oreos can **** off.
33. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others?
The macarena.
36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
Twenteen.
37. Why are you doing this survey?
Distraction.
39. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
41. Do you have any strange phobias?
Nyet.
42. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
I high key read arse can someone please end me.
43. What is the stupidest thing you've ever done at a bar?
'And four shots of gin please'.
45. Have you ever called your love interest by another girl/guys name?
Love interest I'm dead.
46. Have you ever gotten caught sleeping while on a date?
Nyet.
47. Have you ever played naked twister?
Nyet.
49. Have you ever found your date's/lover's brother or sister to be hotter then your date?
Nyet.
50. How many Bryce's do you know?
000000000.