If you were forced onto a talent show...

[Mango Juice Drink]

What would you do?

Ive thought about rapping on Britain's got talent, so thats what I'd do.

[Isoverity]

Batman voice while wiggling pecs and ears.
You did say "forced" lol

[Aztec]

I'd down a large quantity of alcoholic beverages in as little time as possible.

Whilst plate spinning? Go on then.

[Bellatrix]

I'd perform a play/monologue, maybe one I wrote.

My only talent is acting or writing.

[Leo Pard]

I would be a dolphin/human hybrid thing.

[Pi.R^2]

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Originally Posted by Bellatrix

My only talent is acting or writing.

You have many talents dear woman.

I'm trying to think of a really NPD-esque answer, but haven't thought of one so far.

In seriousness, I would probably sing whilst accompanying myself on the piano, because neither my voice nor my playing are exceptional, but combined it's caguely impressive!

[griddlebone]

Spoken word poetry.

[Isoverity]

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Originally Posted by Bellatrix

I'd perform a play/monologue, maybe one I wrote.

My only talent is acting or writing.

What do you do for auditions? Not to pry lol

[nowhereman]

I actually auditioned for The American Idol Experience a few days ago. I sang a Britney song. He seemed to like it and said I did a good job but I didn't get anywhere.

I want to audition for The German version, just so I can meet Bill and Tom from Tokio Hotel (they are judges) but you need to be German. I don't even speak German so can't pretend I am lol.

[Zedebee]

Breathe?
I guess that's a talent...

[Buttons.]

^ Or you could sit and flail ;-p Or drag one of the kids you tutor on and show them your maths tutoring skills!

I'd probably sing, I don't have the greatest voice but I can hold a tune.

[Cacoethes]

Throw m&m's in the air and catch them in my mouth.
I'm really good at that!

And making everyday objects dangerous.
This is why they need more activities in hospitals :p

We did actually have a talent show in one of the hospitals. But I couldn't go :(

[pixiedust_11]

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Originally Posted by Zedebee

Breathe?
I guess that's a talent...

Haha. Well that made me laugh.

I'd probably play the piano!

[OneForSorrow]

I'd probably also perform a monologue, as that's the only thing I'm vaguely good at :(
I literally have no talents.
Although, I can make my boobs wiggle like pecs...does that make sense?! HA.

[Bellatrix]

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Originally Posted by Isoverity

What do you do for auditions? Not to pry lol

Usually they give you a script to read/perform and then ask you to do a monologue of your choosing. Depending on the part, I'd pick my piece to showcase what I hope they're looking for. Some casting directors let you do your own writing.

[Unbreakable.]

I'd drag Kiran and Ilana on stage with me to do some inappropriate stand-up comedy. Title "The Nazi, the Cripple and the Jew".

[Pi.R^2]

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Originally Posted by Alpha Bitch

I'd drag Kiran and Ilana on stage with me to do some inappropriate stand-up comedy.

Having been present for previews of this show, I can vouch for its very high quality and high levels of inappropriateness :p

[offlineforever]

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Originally Posted by Alpha Bitch

I'd drag Kiran and Ilana on stage with me to do some inappropriate stand-up comedy. Title "The Nazi, the Cripple and the Jew".

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Originally Posted by Narcissa

Having been present for previews of this show, I can vouch for its very high quality and high levels of inappropriateness :p

And I can imagine the opening scene! It might involve Kitchen appliance

[Unbreakable.]

There must of course be ovens. OR maybe I'll just use a lighter ...

[Pi.R^2]

I have a feeling Katy was talking about different kitchen implements! i.e. pans for the pansexuals :p