Epic fail of the day.

[Zedebee]

From Thursday - for some weird reason I thought a 'no entry' sign meant 'no exit' >.<

[Siouxsie]

Love this thread <3

Last night... I spilt red wine on my new cream jumper (I don't even LIKE red wine >.< ), rang numerous people and told them I loved them (including my grandma at midnight), walked into a dresser at my friend's and smashed an ornament, fell over in the street walking home, spilt hot tea down my PJ top and probably a load of other fails.
Good night though.

[archer one]

I rolled over in bed and whacked my head on the wall.

[J.K]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tears and Rain

Well last night I..

..lost £25, I dropped my phone, I seem to have been wandering around on my own alot, I have brusies everywhere, I ACHE, I fell down the stairs; "does anyone know *insert my full name*, she's just fallen down the stairs.." from the DJ, I have really hurt my knee, I was lying on the floor of the cab, the ccab driver gave me a bag to be sick in, I was the last person in RC and had to be escorted out - the only reason I got my coat was because I was the last person there and they just asked?..
MESS.

Man, and you say I'm bad :P

Trying to write an essay today that's due Monday is proving to be my epic fail of the day.

[Second Chance]

I thought it was monday today. Woke up 5.30 and started to get ready.

[DestroyMe]

I have a ton of homework to do including an essay on pro-gay marriage and I havent even started and it's all due tomorow.
I fail at not procrasinating

[Cathy]

i burnt my tongue on some craaappy hot chocolate from a stand that was just boiled water with powder in it. and i paid for it.

[Heidi Tiger]

Telling Luke:
"Next you'll kill me when you're asleep and say you were sleep-walking!"

[lasting]

I tried to dye my hair "Goldenrod Blond". It turned out dark auburn. Fail.

[gypsyroselee]

my friend is like..dead on the floor. and we have phoned NHS direct and blah blah blah
and all me and emily want to do is go to bed!

[Too Shy]

I was writing the word Spaceman. I accidentally wrote Spaceface.
I don't know why. I knew what I meant. But it made me laugh for a long time.

[zowie]

/\ Pahahahahaha!!! XD

[MrsNutkin]

I just cant get sorted with my workshop and it's tomorrow

[linder surprise]

Quote:

Originally Posted by gypsyroselee

my friend is like..dead on the floor. and we have phoned NHS direct and blah blah blah
and all me and emily want to do is go to bed!

whooo?
whyyy?

[Pictsie]

First fail was when I got up this morning, went to go downstairs got half way and my feet decided they wanted to get down faster than the rest of me, meaning I ended up laid at the bottom of the stairs, and now have a bruised elbow

Second fail was when I found out I'd broke the contact forms on the company website about 2 weeks ago when I upgraded it, oops

[Ninja Orange]

I fell asleep on the bus and missedmy stop. But wait, that's not the fail part. The fail was tat I was awake at the stop previous to mine...

[Frenemies]

I went to put toothpaste on an electric toothbrush that didn't have a head on it.

Also tried to make a cup of coffee and forgot to put water in the kettle >.<

[UnanimousAnonymous]

i put milk and a tea bag in a cup and proceeded to fill it up with cold water from the tap >.<
funny thing is, i never have tea at home and the tea bag was my housemates herbal tea...im glad i stopped myself before i sipped it.

[Distortion.]

Uhh, I put my spoon in the bin and the teabag in the sink xD
&& my eye is watering like crazy D:

[Absynnthe]

I just spent 20 minutes panicking about why my phone wasn't registering my SIM card, then realised I had it in upside down. EPIC FAIL.