Epic fail of the day.

[Leo Pard]

I got in a car crash and broke my legs and like 7 other bones..... FAIL

[Accidentally Abstract]

*claps Nicole*
Oh you are a talented one..

*hugs Flem* x

[Left Phalange]

I think you win there, Flem.

[Left Phalange]

However, I did just fail a few seconds ago.

You know when you hover your mouse over a button on your laptop/PC screen or whatever..and it tells you what the button does?
Well, I didn't understand what one of the buttons on my keyboard meant, so I hovered my finger over it, hoping it would tell me. It took me a good few seconds to realise what I did and why it was stupid. O_O

[Too Shy]

I put some tinsel on my clock, and the clock fell off the wall and broke. :(

[Leo Pard]

It was fail. I missed mothers birthday and my aniversarry due to being in an induced coma.

[DestroyMe]

^ouch *hugs*
coma's arn't fun :(

I tripped over my feet and face planted into the back of the couch, I now have rug burn on my face and since it's cold and I always forget to blow dry my hair so it's still wet when I go outside I now have a really bad cold AND an ear infection....fail :(

[Leo Pard]

Luckily I'm okay now except for not being aloud to put weight on my legs until I get the all clear from the orthapidic person next week *fingers crossed*

[Rodolphus]

^ *fingers crossed* :)

I spent four hours on my hands and knees cleaning my Nana's carpet for her, to get home and realise that the cleaning solution/scuffling around on my knees has taken a load of the dye out of the knee/shin area of my jeans xD

[J.K]

I dropped my computer bag off a wall with my laptop in it.

[DestroyMe]

^oh no!!!


I sneeze and hit my head on the counter >.< I'm rather talented lol

[I.Heart.And]

It was really too ****ing cold today to go out without a jacket but I did.

[consequential]

knowing that because i listened to my father and yes i am too old to do so ,i am now going to fail ,that is epic fail at its best

[J.K]

I forgot to submit my greek & roman civ essay which was due today so now I'll immediately get dropped a grade.

[Puck]

Umm i left my straightners on and went out.. even though i remember turning them on i obviously didnt now i have a really dark \/ burnt into my carpet ¬¬ fail

[Tears and Rain]

Well last night I..

..lost £25, I dropped my phone, I seem to have been wandering around on my own alot, I have brusies everywhere, I ACHE, I fell down the stairs; "does anyone know *insert my full name*, she's just fallen down the stairs.." from the DJ, I have really hurt my knee, I was lying on the floor of the cab, the ccab driver gave me a bag to be sick in, I was the last person in RC and had to be escorted out - the only reason I got my coat was because I was the last person there and they just asked?..
MESS.

[Left Phalange]

^ LOL'd.
I love you really Alex, but god. :P

I can't believe I nearly forgot to put this fail.
I was babysitting for a three year old and I was on the phone to my friend. She asked me if he'd woken up since his parents went out and I said "No. He's good in bed."
There was a few seconds of silence before she started laughing and I realised what I said ;__;

[OutOfTheWoods11]

Being bullied out of getting a house and then being torn down (Y)

[RainbowsAndButterflies]

this was last week but still pretty much fail...

Missed the free college bus... waited 20 mins for pay bus... when running through town bag burst open sending contents of the night everywhere... Then train was delayed by 15 mins.

I give up on life :)

[Wakeful Dreamer.]

I tried to brush my teeth with soap instead of toothpaste.