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18-11-2009, 04:09 PM
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Natalie.
Join Date: Feb 2009
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Have another laugh.
Two women were out walking there dogs, chit-chatting and gossiping about unimportant things. One woman had a golden retriever and the other women had a chiwawa. They walked until they came upon a fancy bar and the women with the golden retriever turned to the other.
"Let's go in and have a drink," she said.
"What about our dogs? They won't let us in."
The women smirked, pulled down her sunglasses and said "Follow my lead."
She walked up to the bar but the bouncer stopped her.
"Hey, you can't go in there with that dog."
"But sir, I'm blind and this is my seeing eye dog."
"Oh. Well, alright then." The bouncer nodded and moved aside to let her in.
After watching her friend, the other woman pulled her sunglasses over her eyes and walked up to the bouncer.
"Hey, stop. You can't go in there with that dog." he said.
The woman said, "But I'm blind. This is my seeing eye dog."
The bouncer eyed her suspiciously and said, "You have a chiwawa as a seeing eye dog?"
The woman paused for a moment and then exclaimed, "They gave me a f*cking chiwawa!?"
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18-11-2009, 04:12 PM
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Fight for another day
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Hehe :)
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"Recovery is something that you have to work
on every single day and it's
something that doesn't
get a day off."
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18-11-2009, 05:21 PM
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Let the music express the unexpressable.
Join Date: Jan 2008
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haha that's brilliant 
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18-11-2009, 05:47 PM
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faithful pastafarian
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Mullingar - Ireland
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ha cool!
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"Buy the ticket, take the ride.."
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18-11-2009, 06:14 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Liverpool
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Haha :P
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"I prefer listening to the voices inside my head, thankyou." - Tom DeLonge.
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18-11-2009, 09:03 PM
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~Approachable and fit (apparently)~
Join Date: Feb 2009
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I thought the 'follow my lead' bit was funny because the joke was about dogs. Even though that bit wasn't meant to be funny ![=]](./mysmiliesvb/mysmilie_1740.gif)
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18-11-2009, 09:16 PM
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Confused.
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Maine, USA
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Made me giggle a bit.
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Let's put a smile on that face
We are not alone
Find out when your cover's blown
There'll be somebody there to break your fall
We are not alone
'Cause when you cut down to the bone
We're really not so different after all
RACHEL!!
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18-11-2009, 09:17 PM
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*Roby and Allie's Angel!*
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Lost.
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LOL! Hehe, that's really cute!! x
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-“And the day came when the risk it took to remain tight inside the bud was more painful than the risk it took to bloom.” Anais Nin-
Allie, Mutt, Great Grandma, Hope and Humbug. I love you and miss you all. xx Love you Caz, Kel, Roby &&Dasher. xx
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18-11-2009, 09:31 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Derry, Northern Ireland
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Hehe. Great.
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18-11-2009, 11:11 PM
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Phillip, look at me, I'm a stamp!
Join Date: Jul 2007
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LOL'd.
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I'm gonna tap him like a maple tree. I'm gonna search him for some syrups. I'm gonna be having sex with him.
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20-11-2009, 05:42 AM
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LOL awesome
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Be yourself..
Everyone else is already taken
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20-11-2009, 11:17 AM
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Honourable mention.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Australia
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I've heard that before. Still got a laugh out of me, though.
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oh non-believer, please believe me.
is there honestly nothing in this world
that keeps you living & breathing?
you're a ghost in your own
goddamn city.
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20-11-2009, 01:37 PM
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Luce.
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: London, UK
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Lol, love it.
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Ride it out.
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