Arse for a Face or Face for an Arse?

[lungs locked lips locked]

Yes, yet another thread resulting from boredom and a wierd conversation.

If you had to choose (and you have to choose one), would you rather have an arse for a face or a face for an arse?

I would rather have a face for an arse.

[Voldemort]

Yeah, but if you had a face for an arse, you'd taste all your...excrement as it comes out.

Surely arseface would be better?

[griddlebone]

arseface! (this just makes me think of south park!)

[consequential]

obv nobody would want an arse on thier face ...the other option everyones gonna go for

[consequential]

it seems i was wrong...weirdos

[Voldemort]

Unless you read my point and realize you'll be puking up crap every time you use the loo.

[consequential]

nothing like a **** sandwich....

[happywondering]

Well I would like someone to pick 'arse for a face' so I could say "haha, you are literally talking out of your arse"

That would amuse me to no end.

[Artychik]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGvH86wfrzk[/ame]

[J.K]

If you had a face for an arse does that mean you still have a normal face where your face should be?
If so I'd go with that one because I'd say, plastic surgery-wise, it'd be easier to make a face into an arse than making your arse into a face.


I'm making sense to me, anyway.

[loveishere]

I would definitely not enjoy tasting/smelling my excrement, However, my face is too pretty to replace with an arse, And it would be an interesting conversation piece, "hello, my name is stephanie, did I mention my arse is a face?"

[J.K]

I don't think it'd be a good ice breaker. I'd reckon breaking the news about your face-arse would be more a third or fourth date/meeting kind of thing to share.

I really wanted to say "crack" instead of "break" there but it would've sounded weird.

[lungs locked lips locked]

I figured I'd have my taste buds removed or something, and my eye lids and nose on my arse sown shut.

Then it would just be a really deformed arse that looks like a face...and Id still have me face where it should be.

[linder surprise]

if i could still have my regular face on my.. face then i choose face for an arse. not as many people have to see that compared to if i had an arse for a face.

[BeautyFiend]

It'd give a new meaning to 'sit on my face'.

I'd choose facearse.

[Leo Pard]

Dunno. a face for an arse probably.

[flying[star]]

i'd prefer a face on my butt...

[OutOfTheWoods11]

Quote:

Originally Posted by linder surprise

if i could still have my regular face on my.. face then i choose face for an arse. not as many people have to see that compared to if i had an arse for a face.

[Katiee]

Haha, urmm ArseFace probably.

[Casper_Fading]

Quote:

Originally Posted by griddlebone

arseface! (this just makes me think of south park!)

lol! I was thinking the same thing!!