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Old 02-07-2009, 02:16 PM   #1
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guy who tried to circumsise himself..... *adult*

The young man had to be rushed to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire. The wound was disinfected to cleanse it before he was given a bed in an observation ward.
"This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic said, "The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual performance.

"Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand."


WHY?



I'm fine! Totally fine. I don't know why it's coming out all loud and squeaky, 'cause really, I'm fine!


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Old 02-07-2009, 02:31 PM   #2
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What on EARTH could POSSIBLY possess someone to....??? D:D:D:





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Old 02-07-2009, 02:32 PM   #3
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Why the hell would you do that?!! He must have some serious issues and as it's purely cosmetic that puts it along the lines of trying your own nose job or liposuction.

And circumcised penises look freaky in my opinion!





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Old 02-07-2009, 02:51 PM   #4
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lol nail clippers.

Who knows but its funny all the same.





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Old 02-07-2009, 02:53 PM   #5
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Lol. Maybe he's Jewish and his parents forgot to do it when he was a kid?
Or he was high/drunk/both.



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Old 02-07-2009, 03:36 PM   #6
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nail clippers?!
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Old 02-07-2009, 03:41 PM   #7
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Old 02-07-2009, 03:53 PM   #8
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One of my mums friends got his stuck in a zipper whilst drunk. Got most of it off, but sobered up too much to do the last little bit. Turned up to A&E covered in blood with a kitchen towel round his butchered wang and requested a nurse finished him off :P



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Old 02-07-2009, 03:56 PM   #9
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OW! Why would he do that...It made me cross my legs and Im a girl lol


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Old 02-07-2009, 04:13 PM   #10
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*shivers*






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Old 02-07-2009, 04:50 PM   #11
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Ew.
Nail clippers? Really?

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Old 02-07-2009, 05:03 PM   #12
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it made me cringe
as a girl, i cannot possibly imagine how painful that must have been



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Old 02-07-2009, 05:48 PM   #13
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for those zipper moments... erm wear pants!

he might have converted to judaism? or there are some medical cases where the skin is too tight etc, my hubby wishes he'd been done as a child as he has huge problems, but he's heard adult circumcision is a lot more painful as puberty increases blood flow to it all. mand x



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Old 02-07-2009, 08:40 PM   #14
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Maybe he had phimosis and was trying to correct it himself.

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Old 02-07-2009, 08:57 PM   #15
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Oh lord.

All these possible reasons people are throwing out.. phimosis, recent conversion to Judaism, tight foreskin...

What ever happened to plain old STUPIDITY?

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Old 02-07-2009, 09:07 PM   #16
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poor guy.

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Old 02-07-2009, 09:35 PM   #17
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i thought it was funny

but im just mean like that :p



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Old 02-07-2009, 09:43 PM   #18
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Getting it stuck in a zip is mother****ingly painful. even when it is a tiny bit.
I know

I figure that was his reason for wanting to cut off the stuck part.



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Old 03-07-2009, 01:22 AM   #19
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"OH HEY GUYS, I HAVE SOME NAIL CLIPPERS. LETS CUT OFF PARTS OF OUR PENIS"
I wonder what the reason for the first jew who did it was.
I cringed at that, but this quote made me laugh my damn ass off XD!




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Old 03-07-2009, 07:23 AM   #20
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I laughed. I know it must have been extremely painful, but I mean how stupid can people get. Whatever his reasons for wanting this change, couldn't he have had it done by a surgeon? (I don't know anything about law and circumcision, but I don't see any reason why it would be illegal in any country. )

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