Someone's got to get this one. If they don't, they've missed out on a great (albeit probably triggering) film.
It's sh**e being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the f***ing Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just w**kers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by w**kers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete a**holes. It's a sh**e state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any f***ing difference!
(No offence to Scots, but that is the quote =P)
P.S.
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Originally Posted by Maiku Neko-Kun
"It says here you robbed a hospital. Why'd you do that?"
"I'm not guilty!"
"That's not what the other lawyer said."
^ Idiocracy
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Reason: Severe censoring needed to be done
"He had this wife, you see, / Pretty little thing. / Silly little nit / Had her chance for the moon on a string... / Poor thing. Poor thing. / There was this Judge, you see, / Wanted her like mad. / Every day he'd send her a flower, / But did she come down from her tower? / Sat up there and sobbed by the hour, / Poor fool. / Ah, but there was worse yet to come... / Poor thing."
Lion King!! Simba, to be exact I believe. That movie makes me cry.
"Person 1: Society tells us we're civilized but the truth is we are animals. Sometimes we just have to let it out. Try it. Person 2: Blaaah! Person 1: Good. Now gently remove your tampon and try again."
I Love You Man!
Haha she just told me what it was.
Umm let's see...
"Hit me. I'm serious, I can't feel anything, hit me! Again, do it harder! I can't feel anything, this is awesome!"
RIP Mike [4.1.06] RIP Grandma [8.2.08] Jon&Nicole[1.6.09] Sometimes when i say "oh i'm fine..."
i want someone to look me in the eyes and say "tell the t r u t h"
"If the sky were to suddenly open up, there would be no law, there would be no rule. There would only be you and your memories."
It didn't matter in the end how old they had been, or that they were girls,
but only that we had loved them and that they hadn't heard us calling,
still do not hear us calling them from out of those rooms where they went to be alone for all time,
and where we will never find the pieces to put them back together.
"Have you ever loved anyone so much you didn't care what happened to yourself? You just had to be with them. If they look at you, your heart stops. If you feel their breath on your skin, you just ache. Have you ever craved anyone so much you didn't exist any more?"
^^Love that quote.
RIP Mike [4.1.06] RIP Grandma [8.2.08] Jon&Nicole[1.6.09] Sometimes when i say "oh i'm fine..."
i want someone to look me in the eyes and say "tell the t r u t h"
"Have you ever loved anyone so much you didn't care what happened to yourself? You just had to be with them. If they look at you, your heart stops. If you feel their breath on your skin, you just ache. Have you ever craved anyone so much you didn't exist any more?"
That's The Hole :D
And I have no idea what the one above me is from aha.
"Yeah. Um... I had an adrenaline rush. It's very common. You can Google it. "
"From seeing the worst to loving the strongest; People grow over time."
"Scottish? Ha! Ha! Why didn't you say so?... Great soldiers. Very brave. And good people. Completely. let me tell you, if I could be anything instead of a Ugandan, I would be a Scot."
"Right... Really?"
"Yeah. Except for the red hair, which I'm sure is attractive to your women, but which we Africans, we find is quite disgusting."
"But first! A toast, to Emily. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride! Tell me my dear, can a heart still break once it's stopped beating? Hm?"
It didn't matter in the end how old they had been, or that they were girls,
but only that we had loved them and that they hadn't heard us calling,
still do not hear us calling them from out of those rooms where they went to be alone for all time,
and where we will never find the pieces to put them back together.
"Now the snarfblatt dates back to prehysterical times when humans used to sit around and stare at each other all day. Got very boring. So they invented this snarfblatt to make fine music."
