500 fun things to do to distract yourself :)

[I am a cat]

• Blow bubbles with bubble gum
• Blow on a beer bottle
• Blow on a blade of grass
• Crank up some music
• Cut out photos and paste them on Popsicle sticks and have a puppet show
• Eat
• Eat 6 spoon full of sugar, a soda, and another think that makes you hyper and then you won't be bored anymore, you will end up finding something to do... trust us
• Experiment with makeup
• Get a bubble blower and then blow some
• Get a tootsie pop and see how many licks it takes to get to the center of the tootsie pop
• Laugh out loud
• Learn how to fake an accent
• Make a humorous crank phone call
• Make an entertaining phone answering-machine message
• Make up poems or songs about your boredom
• Nap
• Play cards
• Play Dead
• Play house with yourself
• Play with marbles
• Pop zits and blackheads, clean lint out of belly button, q-tips, and find those hidden treasures of the nose
• Practice your arm pit farting skills (Advanced participants try with your hand cupped on the back of your knee)
• Pretend that you are not bored
• Read some books
• See how long you can hold your breath
• Send a tune with keypad numbers on the phone
• Sing even if you can't
• Spin until you're dizzy
• Stand on your head
• Stare at the ceiling and try to make something out of the dots
• Write your name in permanent marker on all your underwear
• Break into a friend's house and clean it
  Call a wrong number and talk to whoever answers.
• Catch a fly, then put in a jar and stick in the fridge (this cools their metabolism down), then tie the fly to the end of a thread 15in. and hold the other end of the thread while you watch it fly around (We have tested this and it works - a lot of patience is involved)
• Chase your best friend round the sofa
• Dance around your living room naked
• Doodle or cartoon
• Dress in something silly and laugh at yourself
• Fiddle around with a Ouija board
• Figure out how to get yourself on TV
• Find an address to your favorite famous person and write them a letter. See if they write you back
• Flip a coin 500 times to see who wins
• Get on the radio
• Give names to your body parts
• Go shop for a really cool book
• Go through the English dictionary looking up really long words like discombobulated.
• Have a carpet picnic
• Have a staring contest with yourself in the mirror.
• Kiss your elbow, if you can.
• Lay a long straight line of masking tape on the floor. Now spin around really fast then try walking on the masking tape.
• Learn a new word in the dictionary
• Learn to Juggle
• Learn to peel a banana with your feet
• Let a helium balloon float up to your ceiling and throw things at it to pop it
• Listen to a type of music that you don't normally listen to
• Listen to really hard music and head bang
• Listen to some polka music and eat sausages
• Make a list of the fun things you've already done, then admire how long your list is.
• Make a trash can a basketball hoop and throw crumpled up paper for baskets
• Patch some clothing
• Phone your local government rep and see if you can convince him or her to have lunch with you
• Plan a journey
• Play bottle cap hockey...with pens as the sticks and a bottle cap as the puck
• Play dress-up with all the clothes you have in your closet
• Pronounce your friends names.backwards
• Put doll clothes on your cat and play dress up
• Rent a movie, 2 hours later go back to the same movie store and rent the sequel, 2 hours after that go back and get the third movie
• Rent some fun movies
• Roll your change
• Run around your house as fast as you can and, count how many times you can go without getting tired.
• Sit at your desk with your left arm sticking out until it goes numb
• Snap your fingers as if suddenly you have a bright idea and see if you get any
• Take a company that has been getting on your nerves - find out who the person is that you should write complaints too. Write a letter to them with the most trivial or confusing complaint. Ensure you talk in circles so that the letter is well written but extremely confusing
• Take one hundred dollars out of the bank and spend it all on yourself
• Throw a huge party for no reason at all
• Turn on the T.V., put it on mute and make up dialogue
• Washable crayons are a wonderful invention. Pick a wall and invite friends
• Watch 101 Dalmatians and see if they really show 101 Dalmatians
• Watch a foreign film
• Watch cartoons (preferably funny stupid ones)
• Write a big list of fun things to do
• Write a limerick or twelve
• Write a rant letter to the paper
• Write out ten things that make you happy - then do one of them
• You and a friend pick your noses and see who has the biggest boogers.
• Bring dog treats to the park and meet 25 new dogs
• Burn things with a magnifying glass
• Buy the craziest, most comfortable slippers you can find
• Climb a tree
• Find some crutches and pretend to have a broken leg
• Flip some coins into a fountain
• Flirt with people
• Go dumpster diving and see what you can find
• Go out and get your motorcycle license
• Go to a candy store and buy a ton of candy. Eat all day
• Go to the 24 hr grocery at 1 a.m.
• Have an egg toss
• Make a rope swing
• Make faces at strangers to make them laugh
• Play Frisbee
• Play knicky knicky nine doors leaving freaky anonymous notes behind
• Put bunny ears on people you don't know (the two finger kind you know, like a peace sign)
• Skip rope
• Take your TV outside
• Try to stay up for 24 hours
• Volunteer for a charity
• Walk around a public park, every so often pretend to trip on a 'invisible' wire.
• Watch kids play - and then join in

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is that REALLY 500?


edit: MS word reads 107 items there so :P

[I am a cat]

Apparently doesnt look it though,

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Some cool things in there

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