Post your stories of jokes/pranks you pulled on people....
doesnt matter if they are friends/family or just plain random people
my joke/prank i pulled was funny in some odd way
I was in the car with my staff before i moved to tempe from phoenix
anywhom...we were in teh car driving to drop off a client and in the car
was a wooden cross hanging from the mirror and i randomly..reached out grabbed the cross and started screaming like it was burning me..
and all we could do was laugh ....it was FRELLING FUNNY AS SH*T
The headteacher of my school was leaving so we decided to prank him as a 'goodbye', no one really liked him that much anyway. We put baby new potatoes in his exhaust pipe, his car was expelling potatoes as he drove away. In hindsight we realised that it could have been very dangerous, but no one got hurt they were only small potatoes.
We need never be hopeless, because we can never be irreparably broken
I took my Sky remote round to my friends house. I kept it in my bag, with the zip slightly open, and kept changing the channel. My friend and I found it hilarious at the time, just the look on her parent's face...LOL. They were trying to figure out what on earth was going on... Bless 'em.
Now I'll play your ghost as my ace, whenever I'm led astray.
But I am actually good, can't help it if we're tilted.
I'm in my right place, don't be a downer.
My class drove a bus to Germany last year, and I was so bored. I changed my name to "Harald" on my bluetooth and started sending really random pics to everyone. Then I sent creepy messages to one of my best friends, and she couldn't understand what was going on. She didn't think it was me, so I sat next to her and sent her creepy messages, repeating what she said and stuff. She got really scared and didn't trust anyone. I kept doing it for days, and whenever she talked to me about it, I just convinced her that it was the bus driver. It was hillarious. She got paranoid and she was so scared of the bus driver. On the last day, I told her. It was prizeless.
I felt every ounce of me screaming out,
But the sound was trapped deep in me.
I took my Sky remote round to my friends house. I kept it in my bag, with the zip slightly open, and kept changing the channel. My friend and I found it hilarious at the time, just the look on her parent's face...LOL. They were trying to figure out what on earth was going on... Bless 'em.
My brother is 17 and is still terrified of the idea of the tooth fairy, so for April Fools I got a fake skeleton from the basement, shoved it into a white prom dress, put a necklace on it, glued yellow string for long, wavy hair onto its head, put a tiara on top, and fashioned wings out of tracing paper. Then I sat it next to his bed for him to see when he got home. Mwahahaha.
me and my friend went canoeing once, s two in one boat and our dads in another.
the dads splashed us and got us soooo wet.
so after we got out, we ran up to the tent (we were camping on holiday in france) and filled up every single container we could find with water.
we waited for dad to get dry clothes on, sit down and open a bottle of beer, and then we jumped out and chucked loads of water on him
and then we had to do it again so mum could take a photo of us doing it!!
the only bad part was, he had money in his pocket he was going to give us to buy ice creams with, but it got too wet :(
lol
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you land among the stars
haha well:
1)saran wrapped someone's door so they couldnt get out =p
2)took about 30 pics of hot celebs and printed them out [and a pic each of the 3 guy ra's in our building and me and 4 other people put those pics on their doors =p
“The good things don’t always soften the bad, but vice-versa, the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.”
“Nobody important? Blimey, that’s amazing. Do you know, in nine hundred years of time and space I’ve never met anyone who wasn’t important before.”
“If it’s time to go, remember what you’re leaving. Remember the best. My friends have always been the best of me.”
When one of my old English teachers told us he was leaving we decided to play so many pranks on him, this was like three years ago now, but it was hilarious. 9/1 did some pretty strange things that gave him a giggle.
We put a mysterious box at the front of the class with a phone in it set to vibrate only and one of us rang it. Because he didn't know what it was we said a student came in really upset about him leaving and told us now he'd never be able to leave, we all looked really confused. He walked aprehensivly towards this box on his desk, I shouted out, S**t what if it's a bomb and he was like, WHAT!! no it can't be. When he opened the box up quickly, obviously in fear, if found it was only a phone. He genuinly thought it was a bomb xD
Another thing we did was turn ALL the tables and chairs upside down and his just outside underneat the stairs, he looked so confused when he finally found us.
And we hid underneath the tables one time and he was like, girls why are you under there, so we told us the head teacher told us to, he ended up asking her why she asked us to do it. He looked like such a fool asking her that xD
We his his laptop at one point and when he found it all his settings had changed and he couldn't work out why or how it had changed
xD
Oh we miss him, we had some quite funny times with him :)
After my niece had finished watching her first horror movie and was a little freaked out, I went to shut the back door and pretended to be yanked out by someone. I hurt myself in the process, but it was worth it for the look on her face *Evil giggle*
Broken Smile . Starless Sky . End it All . Say Goodbye...
Getting a load of distress flares and setting them off when my friends were being all paranoid whilst camping. As it turned out, we were robbed at gun point later that night, so it was pretty dumb :P
One that my friends did to another friend of mine was based on the "He who falls asleep first will forever regret it" rule. He was pretty out of it. Requested a coffee, and demanded it be very milky. 5 guys, all drunk, suddenly were on the same wave length. They took it in turns with porn and a coffee cup in the kitchen. An hour later, the guy gets his coffee. Complains it tastes funny. Someone replies "You better drink that Jimmy, we put all we had into it!"
He drank it. Didn't find out for months that it had man juice in.
And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possesed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! -- Not a vegetarian
Haha we did one the other day which was evil, and most probably people will find bad taste :P
There's this guy at uni who is always asking us girls (there are 4 girls to 70 odd guys so we talk...) out to lunch, or to leave our boyfriends and to sleep with him. We had a break from a maths lecture, which we (the girls and a few others) decided not to go back to, but this guy did and left his phone.
So when we found it, we decieded we had to do something. So we texted every girl in his phone book with "hi [miscelaneous girls name], I'm sorry to tell you this, but I've got herpes. Sorry for pressuring you into that."
Within 2 minutes we had 25 texts back, some just saying "jerk" and "that's not my name", but the best one said "oh ****, I really don't need this right now". So we deleted his outbox and marked the read texts as unread, and he came back, got his phone and was all confused and then spent the next 2 hours trying to convince these random girls he didn't have herpes :P
At least he saw the funny side. Although at least we didn't text his mum or his sisters (though we did get his boss :P).
Wake me up before I change again
Remind me the story that I won't get insane
Tell me why it's always the same
Explain me the reason why I'm so much in pain.
My friends and I had this running prank in high school where we would write notes that would say things like:
"Head out to the junior lot. In the fourth row, ten spaces in, you'll see a red truck. The money should be in a bag under the spare tires in the back. White Rabbit will meet you at the rendevous point at 5:17. You know what to do."
We'd sign them "Mandrake", and then slip them into people lockers and backpacks. For four years, we wrote tons of different notes and nobody knew what they were for and who was behind it. But we'd always giggle when we'd hear a random person yelling out, "Hey! I got one of those 'Mandrake' Notes!"