Now i'm cruising the net and I came across this artice
here and thought I would post it for you here... You can read the beginning at the site. But here is the bit that I found
extremely helpful and am sure y'all will too!
Snork: If you are shaped like a Snork, we highly recommend this casual ensemble. Not only will you be dressed to thrill, but the matching bows on the side of your head will take the attention off of the giant strawlike appendage you use for breathing. Because breathing is so 2008!
Moomin: If you are shaped like a Moomin, we recommend this hot top hat and cane action. Because nobody will notice that you're naked if you accessorize well. Bonus points if the hat has magical powers: magic is the key word of the season.
Lisa Frank Unicorn: If you are shaped like a Lisa Frank unicorn, we suggest you add a little color to your wardrobe. The brighter, the better: keeping a rainbow of starry goodness on you at all times will distract your friends from the glitter that always seems to be flying out of your butt. Awk-ward!
Stegosaurus: Ouch! Those back spikes can be tough to hide. We suggest extinction. Seriously. Nobody is going to want to date you if you keep accidentally goring everyone you meet. But if you must stay around, perhaps you should consider breast implants to accent your "dinosaurish" figure.
Mooninite: Sorry, but neon is on its way out. Perhaps a better way to play up your cube-like figure would be to try some hot heels or a wrap dress. You might even want to invest in a good bag to carry your often-unwieldy quad laser.
What shape are you? Personally i'm going shopping for my top hat and cane as soon as I stop f*cking around on the internet and leave work! :P
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