26-12-2008, 02:50 AM
#1
Flem Fatale
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Nurmengard
I am currently:
Adult - I love getting PMS....
....
Not.
That would be weird..
Anyway. In honour of Cat thinking the 'I love getting PMs' thread was actually and I love getting PMS thread I made this.
PMS people.
The world is just illusion always trying to change me.
You will find wonder wherever you can, and spread joy whenever you are able.
I felt emotions of gentleness and pleasure, that had long appeared dead, divide within me. - Frankenstein.
26-12-2008, 03:05 AM
#2
.Come, Tranquilize.
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Stanford, Essex
I am currently:
Oh yeah, PMS is a joy and a half.
*rolls eyes*
I really did think that was what it said though...
26-12-2008, 03:07 AM
#3
Flem Fatale
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Nurmengard
I am currently:
I know you did. *pats*
The world is just illusion always trying to change me.
You will find wonder wherever you can, and spread joy whenever you are able.
I felt emotions of gentleness and pleasure, that had long appeared dead, divide within me. - Frankenstein.
26-12-2008, 03:10 AM
#4
shannon
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: California
I am currently:
*pokes uterus*
My own!
Never mind.
*waddles away*
26-12-2008, 03:20 AM
#5
.Come, Tranquilize.
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Stanford, Essex
I am currently:
PMS was only okay when it meant I wasn't pregnant.
Now, obviously due to le lady loving, I have nothing to worry about.
So it's just a bitch. *grumbles*
26-12-2008, 03:21 AM
#6
Flem Fatale
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Nurmengard
I am currently:
This is very true.
My dad asked me if I was pregnant erlier..
I said that I hoped not because what would that mean about Cat.
How nice of him. I did have a food baby though.
The world is just illusion always trying to change me.
You will find wonder wherever you can, and spread joy whenever you are able.
I felt emotions of gentleness and pleasure, that had long appeared dead, divide within me. - Frankenstein.
26-12-2008, 03:29 AM
#7
.Come, Tranquilize.
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Stanford, Essex
I am currently:
Now that you mention it...I may have been keeping a big secret.
Flemily I have a detachable penis....I may have impregnated you when you weren't looking.
26-12-2008, 03:30 AM
#8
Boom
Join Date: Jun 2007
I am currently:
*curls up into ball*
Period pains
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
And climb high to the highest rung, to shake fists at the sky.
26-12-2008, 03:32 AM
#9
Flem Fatale
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Nurmengard
I am currently:
Oh noesss.. *dies*
Awwh *pokes Danz*
The world is just illusion always trying to change me.
You will find wonder wherever you can, and spread joy whenever you are able.
I felt emotions of gentleness and pleasure, that had long appeared dead, divide within me. - Frankenstein.
26-12-2008, 03:34 AM
#10
Flem Fatale
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Nurmengard
I am currently:
Can I go to a back street abortionist if I am preggers Cat? Then I can keep it in a jar with the coathanger used to abort it sticking out of its head.
The world is just illusion always trying to change me.
You will find wonder wherever you can, and spread joy whenever you are able.
I felt emotions of gentleness and pleasure, that had long appeared dead, divide within me. - Frankenstein.
26-12-2008, 09:01 AM
#11
You are free.
Join Date: Aug 2004
I am currently:
^ :|
I love not getting periods, due to the contraception I'm on.
Ahhh. No period pain!
26-12-2008, 09:04 AM
#12
//bee
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: New Zealand
I am currently:
I had to go OFF the pill i was on.
CRAMPPPPPPPPPPS
*dies*
Close your eyes so you don't feel them,
they don't need to see you cry....
26-12-2008, 10:02 AM
#13
Join Date: Aug 2004
I am currently:
PMS sucks and pms dont.
26-12-2008, 11:03 AM
#14
We're all in this together :)
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: PA, USA
I am currently:
Originally Posted by
Dreaming.
^ :|
I love not getting periods, due to the contraception I'm on.
Ahhh. No period pain!
Totally jealous.
A week of every damn month is dedicated to me crying over everything and curled into a ball unable to move.
Argh.
Dream.
26-12-2008, 11:46 AM
#15
i hate PMS!!!
I used to get so damn irritable and shouty
and basically murder to be with lol.
not had a period for a year
so no pains
they were a bitch when i did have them
26-12-2008, 11:48 AM
#16
I love the pill I'm on.
: D
Before it I had to kinda just throw up all week and not move and stuff. But now I don't have to.
: D.
Woooo.
*dances*
26-12-2008, 12:16 PM
#17
It's okay not to be okay
Join Date: May 2006
I am currently:
Originally Posted by
Useless Information 101
A week of every damn month is dedicated to me crying over everything and curled into a ball unable to move.
Argh.
Yup
'Cept it's usually only 1 or 2 days but feels like a week so...
The only time you will find real light is when you're searching in the dark..
26-12-2008, 12:39 PM
#18
Forum Mod.
Join Date: Oct 2005
I am currently:
PMS sucks arse.
Sadly now because it's a little suprise every month as to when the fun starts, I have no idea whether i'm PMSing or just being melodramatic..
"Be nice. Think happy thoughts. Champion silver linings. Love all things (not just cute things like babies and kittens) & when you do love - love like they do in power ballads (you know like on a cliff with the wind in your hair and your eyes shut, knowing you'll never know love like this). Watch out for dog poo. Smile at people - even grumpy ones. Remember anything is possible & whatever you do always try to look on the bright side."
26-12-2008, 12:43 PM
#19
do you like my potato?
I hate PMS. The first two days are the worst. I get cramps, but in my thighs and oh my god the pain.
:(
Oh and I go a bit crazy before I'm due on, too. Irritable, tearful, depressed and suicidal.
Isn’t it funny how day by day nothing changes but when you look back, everything is different…
you once called your brain a hard drive, well say hello to the virus .
26-12-2008, 12:53 PM
#20
.Come, Tranquilize.
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Stanford, Essex
I am currently:
Originally Posted by
Femme Fatale
Can I go to a back street abortionist if I am preggers Cat? Then I can keep it in a jar with the coathanger used to abort it sticking out of its head.
I worry about you sometimes Flem.
PMS = Cat feeling spectaculary low, mood swings galore, then cramps in my thighs and sides, general shittyness.
No woman likes PMS
unless they're sadists....
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