Entertain me!

[Bitter_Angel]

I have a million and one things that I should be doing.
Yet Im procrastinating.

So people of vets Entertain me!

[Seraphsigh]

*Takes top hat out of bag*
(nothing up my sleeves)
*produces magic wand*
(nothing up my sleeves)
*give the hat three taps*
(one...two...THREE)
*pulls out hippopotamus with pink toenails*
Tadaaaaa!

That's the only magic trick I know.

Hope you've stopped procrastinating, young lady.
xoxoxo

D'Arcy

[phoenixflames_forever]

hippopotamus = men dressed in costumes
badgers= urban legend, just dogs painted black and white
*shrugs*

am going to turn this into a musical for you.....

[ravynsoul]

looking forward for the musical

[phoenixflames_forever]

am holding auditions now please send in your entries...... =)
There you go Kim vets first ever badgers and hippopotamus Christmas musical.
:)!!!!!!

[Bitter_Angel]

hahah
I like the magic trick
And badgers are so cute. They rank up there with the delux dog!

[Seraphsigh]

Hahahaha! And I thought I was nuts. :)

[MammaMia]

*sends in entry :p*

[phoenixflames_forever]

ok i would like you to sing me this in the style of Shaina Twain

"we is the misunderstood dogs
of badgerland ooooooooooooo
all black and white with no kennel
to go to oooooooooooooooo
they call us badgers. No No NO!
they call us badgers. No no NO!
it is all an urrrrrrrban myth
we are rover, lassie and skip!
oooooooooooo, badgers
it is all an urban myth,"

then as the dancers perform a contemporary piece in the background showing the suppression of dogs into small badgers, and the beginning of the revolt, a hippopotamus with pink toenails comes in and it goes into a tear jerking duet of what its like to be a badger and a hippo when actually you just want to be yourself.

*cries a little*

[Leo Pard]

Oh my that is a very moving peice..

*produces flock of vultures from mid air*

[Bitter_Angel]

Im sure emily can sing it much better than me, just keep her away from the babies!

And you lot are suppossed to be entertaining me so im not singing (be thankful)

[Seraphsigh]

lol
*falls on floor*

[UbermoronicismAgain]

Haha, I want a badger dog.

Iz x

[ravynsoul]

This is quite entertaining!! Love the badger-dogs and hippos, and all the magic tricks!!

[Pomegranate]

*flashes boobs*

[Bitter_Angel]

*bounces up and down*
ME ME ME ME
TALK TO ME!
NOW!
now

[Pomegranate]

*shakes image of bouncing boobs out of head*

[Seraphsigh]

Nice boobs.

[phoenixflames_forever]

just what i was thinking .... =P

[Leo Pard]

I actually can't sing to save my life.
I can eat teh bahbez though... Apparently Irain wants to keep me because this is cute. :]