Well, lil' ole me was sitting down trying to think of a way to liven up vets general a bit....just to make the resident pengy happy....and I got to thinking about paper games.
Well, I started thinking about consequences, but then realised that it wouldn't work on the net.....although it is very muchly fun.....
.....so I thought that maybe we could write a story all together. Everyone gets to write a couple of lines and the idea is that you leave your bit on a cliff-hanger or mid sentance.
So, whether you guys think it is a good idea or a bad idea....I'm going to start (if I can think of a damn thing to write).
The Vets Story
Once upon a time, in a land far far away. Well, last month on the other side of town. There was a...
"Has anyone seen my contact lens? It may be stuckto a tree or a rock or something. Oh boy, I am so grounded" Family Guy
if everyone cared and nobody cried, if everyone loved and nobody lied, if everyone shared and swallowed their pride, we'd see the day that nobody died
Once upon a time, in a land far far away. Well, last month on the other side of town. There was a... yellow kangaroo. he only ate mud pies. but one day the lake just dried up, there was no more mud, so he decided to...
hop on a train to the main shopping mall. On the way there...
Once upon a time, in a land far far away. Well, last month on the other side of town. There was a yellow kangaroo. He only ate mud pies, but one day the lake just dried up, there was no more mud, so he decided to hop on a train to the main shopping mall. On the way there he came across a ticket man called Hamlet.
'Hamlet's a funny name. MY name is Gorgovertidt. That's a much more manly name.'
The ticket man took Gorgovertidt's ticket, stamped it and went on his way. When Gorgovertidt got off the train...
Once upon a time, in a land far far away. Well, last month on the other side of town. There was a yellow kangaroo. He only ate mud pies, but one day the lake just dried up, there was no more mud, so he decided to hop on a train to the main shopping mall. On the way there he came across a ticket man called Hamlet.
'Hamlet's a funny name. MY name is Gorgovertidt. That's a much more manly name.'
The ticket man took Gorgovertidt's ticket, stamped it and went on his way. When Gorgovertidt got off the train...
He bumped into his old friend Ludvic, whom he hadn't seen for ten years after an unfortunate...
Isn’t it funny how day by day nothing changes but when you look back, everything is different…
you once called your brain a hard drive, well say hello to the virus.
Once upon a time, in a land far far away. Well, last month on the other side of town. There was a yellow kangaroo. He only ate mud pies, but one day the lake just dried up, there was no more mud, so he decided to hop on a train to the main shopping mall. On the way there he came across a ticket man called Hamlet.
'Hamlet's a funny name. MY name is Gorgovertidt. That's a much more manly name.'
The ticket man took Gorgovertidt's ticket, stamped it and went on his way. When Gorgovertidt got off the train...
He bumped into his old friend Ludvic, whom he hadn't seen for ten years after an unfortunate...
Incident were yellow kangaroo forgot the sexytime etiquette of not wearing socks in bed, but, today he could not look him in the eye for another reason....
Wish i could tie you up in my shoes....make you feel unpretty too...
Take these sunken eyes and learn to see......
You're still here in my heart.
Once upon a time, in a land far far away. Well, last month on the other side of town. There was a yellow kangaroo. He only ate mud pies, but one day the lake just dried up, there was no more mud, so he decided to hop on a train to the main shopping mall. On the way there he came across a ticket man called Hamlet.
'Hamlet's a funny name. MY name is Gorgovertidt. That's a much more manly name.'
The ticket man took Gorgovertidt's ticket, stamped it and went on his way. When Gorgovertidt got off the train...
He bumped into his old friend Ludvic, whom he hadn't seen for ten years after an unfortunate...
Incident were yellow kangaroo forgot the sexytime etiquette of not wearing socks in bed, but, today he could not look him in the eye for another reason....
because he accidently stole his........................
Once upon a time, in a land far far away. Well, last month on the other side of town. There was a yellow kangaroo. He only ate mud pies, but one day the lake just dried up, there was no more mud, so he decided to hop on a train to the main shopping mall. On the way there he came across a ticket man called Hamlet.
'Hamlet's a funny name. MY name is Gorgovertidt. That's a much more manly name.'
The ticket man took Gorgovertidt's ticket, stamped it and went on his way. When Gorgovertidt got off the train...
He bumped into his old friend Ludvic, whom he hadn't seen for ten years after an unfortunate...
Incident were yellow kangaroo forgot the sexytime etiquette of not wearing socks in bed, but, today he could not look him in the eye for another reason....
because he accidently stole his........................
grandmothers false teeth and happened to be....
Once upon a time, in a land far far away. Well, last month on the other side of town. There was a yellow kangaroo. He only ate mud pies, but one day the lake just dried up, there was no more mud, so he decided to hop on a train to the main shopping mall. On the way there he came across a ticket man called Hamlet.
'Hamlet's a funny name. MY name is Gorgovertidt. That's a much more manly name.'
The ticket man took Gorgovertidt's ticket, stamped it and went on his way. When Gorgovertidt got off the train...
He bumped into his old friend Ludvic, whom he hadn't seen for ten years after an unfortunate...
Incident were yellow kangaroo forgot the sexytime etiquette of not wearing socks in bed, but, today he could not look him in the eye for another reason....
because he accidently stole his........................
grandmothers false teeth and happened to be....
wearing them at the time. He had pimped them up a bit, with gold crowns and diamonds in the incisors, and he thought they were pretty fly.
Gorgovertidt said: ".....
You don't have to be a monkey to recognize a banana!
Once upon a time, in a land far far away. Well, last month on the other side of town. There was a yellow kangaroo. He only ate mud pies, but one day the lake just dried up, there was no more mud, so he decided to hop on a train to the main shopping mall. On the way there he came across a ticket man called Hamlet.
'Hamlet's a funny name. MY name is Gorgovertidt. That's a much more manly name.'
The ticket man took Gorgovertidt's ticket, stamped it and went on his way. When Gorgovertidt got off the train...
He bumped into his old friend Ludvic, whom he hadn't seen for ten years after an unfortunate...
Incident were yellow kangaroo forgot the sexytime etiquette of not wearing socks in bed, but, today he could not look him in the eye for another reason....
because he accidently stole his........................
grandmothers false teeth and happened to be....
wearing them at the time. He had pimped them up a bit, with gold crowns and diamonds in the incisors, and he thought they were pretty fly.
Gorgovertidt said: ".....
"hello mate, I was thinking about you just the other day. I was remembering the time we....
Once upon a time, in a land far far away. Well, last month on the other side of town. There was a yellow kangaroo. He only ate mud pies, but one day the lake just dried up, there was no more mud, so he decided to hop on a train to the main shopping mall. On the way there he came across a ticket man called Hamlet.
'Hamlet's a funny name. MY name is Gorgovertidt. That's a much more manly name.'
The ticket man took Gorgovertidt's ticket, stamped it and went on his way. When Gorgovertidt got off the train...
He bumped into his old friend Ludvic, whom he hadn't seen for ten years after an unfortunate...
Incident were yellow kangaroo forgot the sexytime etiquette of not wearing socks in bed, but, today he could not look him in the eye for another reason....
because he accidently stole his........................
grandmothers false teeth and happened to be....
wearing them at the time. He had pimped them up a bit, with gold crowns and diamonds in the incisors, and he thought they were pretty fly.
Gorgovertidt said: ".....
"hello mate, I was thinking about you just the other day. I was remembering the time we....
Squirted glue on your sister's dress, the day of that barbeque, y'know, when...
The only time you will find real light is when you're searching in the dark..
Once upon a time, in a land far far away. Well, last month on the other side of town. There was a yellow kangaroo. He only ate mud pies, but one day the lake just dried up, there was no more mud, so he decided to hop on a train to the main shopping mall. On the way there he came across a ticket man called Hamlet.
'Hamlet's a funny name. MY name is Gorgovertidt. That's a much more manly name.'
The ticket man took Gorgovertidt's ticket, stamped it and went on his way. When Gorgovertidt got off the train...
He bumped into his old friend Ludvic, whom he hadn't seen for ten years after an unfortunate...
Incident were yellow kangaroo forgot the sexytime etiquette of not wearing socks in bed, but, today he could not look him in the eye for another reason....
because he accidently stole his........................
grandmothers false teeth and happened to be....
wearing them at the time. He had pimped them up a bit, with gold crowns and diamonds in the incisors, and he thought they were pretty fly.
Gorgovertidt said: ".....
"hello mate, I was thinking about you just the other day. I was remembering the time we....
Squirted glue on your sister's dress, the day of that barbeque, y'know, when...
the monkey got loose and...
If I pretended I was blind
And struck it from my mind
Would it still be there?
What if I'd do anything
To make it seem all right
I finally got Lei'd in Vets....It was an enjoyable experience!
Once upon a time, in a land far far away. Well, last month on the other side of town. There was a yellow kangaroo. He only ate mud pies, but one day the lake just dried up, there was no more mud, so he decided to hop on a train to the main shopping mall. On the way there he came across a ticket man called Hamlet.
'Hamlet's a funny name. MY name is Gorgovertidt. That's a much more manly name.'
The ticket man took Gorgovertidt's ticket, stamped it and went on his way. When Gorgovertidt got off the train...
He bumped into his old friend Ludvic, whom he hadn't seen for ten years after an unfortunate...
Incident were yellow kangaroo forgot the sexytime etiquette of not wearing socks in bed, but, today he could not look him in the eye for another reason....
because he accidently stole his........................
grandmothers false teeth and happened to be....
wearing them at the time. He had pimped them up a bit, with gold crowns and diamonds in the incisors, and he thought they were pretty fly.
Gorgovertidt said: ".....
"hello mate, I was thinking about you just the other day. I was remembering the time we....
Squirted glue on your sister's dress, the day of that barbeque, y'know, when...
Once upon a time, in a land far far away. Well, last month on the other side of town. There was a yellow kangaroo. He only ate mud pies, but one day the lake just dried up, there was no more mud, so he decided to hop on a train to the main shopping mall. On the way there he came across a ticket man called Hamlet.
'Hamlet's a funny name. MY name is Gorgovertidt. That's a much more manly name.'
The ticket man took Gorgovertidt's ticket, stamped it and went on his way. When Gorgovertidt got off the train...
He bumped into his old friend Ludvic, whom he hadn't seen for ten years after an unfortunate...
Incident were yellow kangaroo forgot the sexytime etiquette of not wearing socks in bed, but, today he could not look him in the eye for another reason....
because he accidently stole his........................
grandmothers false teeth and happened to be....
wearing them at the time. He had pimped them up a bit, with gold crowns and diamonds in the incisors, and he thought they were pretty fly.
Gorgovertidt said: ".....
"hello mate, I was thinking about you just the other day. I was remembering the time we....
Squirted glue on your sister's dress, the day of that barbeque, y'know, when...
the monkey got loose and...
it ran through the house until your sister...
Screamed so loud she scared it into trying to hide from her by hanging around my grandmothers neck & knocking out her false teeth! I wonder...
Once upon a time, in a land far far away. Well, last month on the other side of town. There was a yellow kangaroo. He only ate mud pies, but one day the lake just dried up, there was no more mud, so he decided to hop on a train to the main shopping mall. On the way there he came across a ticket man called Hamlet.
'Hamlet's a funny name. MY name is Gorgovertidt. That's a much more manly name.'
The ticket man took Gorgovertidt's ticket, stamped it and went on his way. When Gorgovertidt got off the train...
He bumped into his old friend Ludvic, whom he hadn't seen for ten years after an unfortunate...
Incident were yellow kangaroo forgot the sexytime etiquette of not wearing socks in bed, but, today he could not look him in the eye for another reason....
because he accidently stole his........................
grandmothers false teeth and happened to be....
wearing them at the time. He had pimped them up a bit, with gold crowns and diamonds in the incisors, and he thought they were pretty fly.
Gorgovertidt said: ".....
"hello mate, I was thinking about you just the other day. I was remembering the time we squirted glue on your sister's dress, the day of that barbeque, y'know, when the monkey got loose and it ran through the house until your sister...
Screamed so loud she scared it into trying to hide from her by hanging around my grandmothers neck & knocking out her false teeth! I wonder...
whether having grandmother embalmed was such a good idea? But if we hadn't then perhaps...
Once upon a time, in a land far far away. Well, last month on the other side of town. There was a yellow kangaroo. He only ate mud pies, but one day the lake just dried up, there was no more mud, so he decided to hop on a train to the main shopping mall. On the way there he came across a ticket man called Hamlet.
'Hamlet's a funny name. MY name is Gorgovertidt. That's a much more manly name.'
The ticket man took Gorgovertidt's ticket, stamped it and went on his way. When Gorgovertidt got off the train...
He bumped into his old friend Ludvic, whom he hadn't seen for ten years after an unfortunate...
Incident were yellow kangaroo forgot the sexytime etiquette of not wearing socks in bed, but, today he could not look him in the eye for another reason....
because he accidently stole his........................
grandmothers false teeth and happened to be....
wearing them at the time. He had pimped them up a bit, with gold crowns and diamonds in the incisors, and he thought they were pretty fly.
Gorgovertidt said: ".....
"hello mate, I was thinking about you just the other day. I was remembering the time we squirted glue on your sister's dress, the day of that barbeque, y'know, when the monkey got loose and it ran through the house until your sister...
Screamed so loud she scared it into trying to hide from her by hanging around my grandmothers neck & knocking out her false teeth! I wonder...
whether having grandmother embalmed was such a good idea? But if we hadn't then perhaps...
the monkey would have hidden in the closet and become an evil monkey who....
"Has anyone seen my contact lens? It may be stuckto a tree or a rock or something. Oh boy, I am so grounded" Family Guy
if everyone cared and nobody cried, if everyone loved and nobody lied, if everyone shared and swallowed their pride, we'd see the day that nobody died
Once upon a time, in a land far far away. Well, last month on the other side of town. There was a yellow kangaroo. He only ate mud pies, but one day the lake just dried up, there was no more mud, so he decided to hop on a train to the main shopping mall. On the way there he came across a ticket man called Hamlet.
'Hamlet's a funny name. MY name is Gorgovertidt. That's a much more manly name.'
The ticket man took Gorgovertidt's ticket, stamped it and went on his way. When Gorgovertidt got off the train...
He bumped into his old friend Ludvic, whom he hadn't seen for ten years after an unfortunate...
Incident were yellow kangaroo forgot the sexytime etiquette of not wearing socks in bed, but, today he could not look him in the eye for another reason....
because he accidently stole his........................
grandmothers false teeth and happened to be....
wearing them at the time. He had pimped them up a bit, with gold crowns and diamonds in the incisors, and he thought they were pretty fly.
Gorgovertidt said: ".....
"hello mate, I was thinking about you just the other day. I was remembering the time we squirted glue on your sister's dress, the day of that barbeque, y'know, when the monkey got loose and it ran through the house until your sister...
Screamed so loud she scared it into trying to hide from her by hanging around my grandmothers neck & knocking out her false teeth! I wonder...
whether having grandmother embalmed was such a good idea? But if we hadn't then perhaps...
the monkey would have hidden in the closet and become an evil monkey who....
goes around in the middle of the night stealing...
Last edited by ravynsoul : 13-12-2008 at 12:06 AM.
Reason: typo (change go to goes)
Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness.
Every act creates a ripple with no logical end. ~ Scott Adams
Once upon a time, in a land far far away. Well, last month on the other side of town. There was a yellow kangaroo. He only ate mud pies, but one day the lake just dried up, there was no more mud, so he decided to hop on a train to the main shopping mall. On the way there he came across a ticket man called Hamlet.
'Hamlet's a funny name. MY name is Gorgovertidt. That's a much more manly name.'
The ticket man took Gorgovertidt's ticket, stamped it and went on his way. When Gorgovertidt got off the train...
He bumped into his old friend Ludvic, whom he hadn't seen for ten years after an unfortunate...
Incident were yellow kangaroo forgot the sexytime etiquette of not wearing socks in bed, but, today he could not look him in the eye for another reason....
because he accidently stole his........................
grandmothers false teeth and happened to be....
wearing them at the time. He had pimped them up a bit, with gold crowns and diamonds in the incisors, and he thought they were pretty fly.
Gorgovertidt said: ".....
"hello mate, I was thinking about you just the other day. I was remembering the time we squirted glue on your sister's dress, the day of that barbeque, y'know, when the monkey got loose and it ran through the house until your sister...
Screamed so loud she scared it into trying to hide from her by hanging around my grandmothers neck & knocking out her false teeth! I wonder...
whether having grandmother embalmed was such a good idea? But if we hadn't then perhaps...
the monkey would have hidden in the closet and become an evil monkey who....
goes around in the middle of the night stealing...
knickers off old grannies washing lines so he can......
"Recovery is something that you have to work
on every single day and it's
something that doesn't
get a day off."
Once upon a time, in a land far far away. Well, last month on the other side of town. There was a yellow kangaroo. He only ate mud pies, but one day the lake just dried up, there was no more mud, so he decided to hop on a train to the main shopping mall. On the way there he came across a ticket man called Hamlet.
'Hamlet's a funny name. MY name is Gorgovertidt. That's a much more manly name.'
The ticket man took Gorgovertidt's ticket, stamped it and went on his way. When Gorgovertidt got off the train...
He bumped into his old friend Ludvic, whom he hadn't seen for ten years after an unfortunate...
Incident were yellow kangaroo forgot the sexytime etiquette of not wearing socks in bed, but, today he could not look him in the eye for another reason....
because he accidently stole his........................
grandmothers false teeth and happened to be....
wearing them at the time. He had pimped them up a bit, with gold crowns and diamonds in the incisors, and he thought they were pretty fly.
Gorgovertidt said: ".....
"hello mate, I was thinking about you just the other day. I was remembering the time we squirted glue on your sister's dress, the day of that barbeque, y'know, when the monkey got loose and it ran through the house until your sister...
Screamed so loud she scared it into trying to hide from her by hanging around my grandmothers neck & knocking out her false teeth! I wonder whether having grandmother embalmed was such a good idea? But if we hadn't then perhaps the monkey would have hidden in the closet and become an evil monkey who goes around in the middle of the night stealing...
knickers off old grannies washing lines so he can......
sell them for chocolate coins, which he gives to...
Once upon a time, in a land far far away. Well, last month on the other side of town. There was a yellow kangaroo. He only ate mud pies, but one day the lake just dried up, there was no more mud, so he decided to hop on a train to the main shopping mall. On the way there he came across a ticket man called Hamlet.
'Hamlet's a funny name. MY name is Gorgovertidt. That's a much more manly name.'
The ticket man took Gorgovertidt's ticket, stamped it and went on his way. When Gorgovertidt got off the train...
He bumped into his old friend Ludvic, whom he hadn't seen for ten years after an unfortunate...
Incident were yellow kangaroo forgot the sexytime etiquette of not wearing socks in bed, but, today he could not look him in the eye for another reason....
because he accidently stole his........................
grandmothers false teeth and happened to be....
wearing them at the time. He had pimped them up a bit, with gold crowns and diamonds in the incisors, and he thought they were pretty fly.
Gorgovertidt said: ".....
"hello mate, I was thinking about you just the other day. I was remembering the time we squirted glue on your sister's dress, the day of that barbeque, y'know, when the monkey got loose and it ran through the house until your sister...
Screamed so loud she scared it into trying to hide from her by hanging around my grandmothers neck & knocking out her false teeth! I wonder whether having grandmother embalmed was such a good idea? But if we hadn't then perhaps the monkey would have hidden in the closet and become an evil monkey who goes around in the middle of the night stealing...
knickers off old grannies washing lines so he can......
sell them for chocolate coins, which he gives to...
Santa's little elves, which makes them all very hyperactive so that they.....
"Has anyone seen my contact lens? It may be stuckto a tree or a rock or something. Oh boy, I am so grounded" Family Guy
if everyone cared and nobody cried, if everyone loved and nobody lied, if everyone shared and swallowed their pride, we'd see the day that nobody died
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