So, Flemily found this book in Asdas that tells you about all of the criminals on death row who were sentenced to death, and what their last meals were etc. This then led onto us wondering what our last meals would be.
Right, so you've commited some awful crime, and you're facing the death penalty, what would you have for your last ever meal? (you're allowed to include booze and fags =])
And you can even say what crime you want to have commited/ been accused of to have ended up on death row =] Just for funsies.
I have a list =p
>POP TARTS (chocolate flavour, toasted and cold), my nans mashed potatoes, hot pot potatoes with mayo, skittles, a Dominoes DOMINATOR cheese and tomato pizza, smoked salmon and cream cheese sandwhiches, king prawns with dip, slightly salted doritos with sour cream & chive dip and onion & garlic dip, 4 cans of Strongbow, a bottle of Micky Finns, a pitcher of Long Island iced tea, pack of 20 Richmond king size cigerettes, a toasted cheese sandwhich, jacket potatoe with tons of king prawns in rose marie sauce.
Yes, I would be a heff when facing death, but its not like you'd have to worry about the calories (Y)
Oh, and I'd like to be on death row probably either for commiting much arsen (sp?) and "accidentily" killing people in the process, or because I've been accused of some natural born killers style killing spree that I didn't actually commit.
Cheese toastie, pop tarts (the smores ones), 20 richmond kingsize, bottle of mikey finns, archers, absynthe, kfc bbq boneless bites, a whole person, a huge milkshake made with creme eggs, a packet of icing sugar, a bottle of red food dye mised with the icing sugar, strongbow, lots of thin sliced potatoe the way my dad does em, twinkies, noodles with sweet and sour sauce, olives, gherkins, pickled onions, a whole onion (for shits and giggles), that fish egg stuff (for the expierience), a bunch of bananas, triggering [pizza (Danz and Cat know what I'm on about :]), ermm... lots of other stuff?
I would be there because someone finally caught wind of mine and Irain's baby-eating antics.
The world is just illusion always trying to change me.
You will find wonder wherever you can, and spread joy whenever you are able.
I felt emotions of gentleness and pleasure, that had long appeared dead, divide within me. - Frankenstein.
a goat's cheese and chilli jam panini, potato smiles and tomato sauce, baked potato with cheese and coleslaw, veggie mince and dumplings, a whole Thorton's Continental nougat casket, Walkers Sensations Thai Sweet Chilli crisps, a whole New York cheesecake, a dollop of mascarpone, a pineapple, seven raw carrots. Innocent Smoothies, 20 Berkely Menthol.
a massive rare steak.
i would be on death row for liberating cows from a steak-producing factory, who then went on a rampage and killed 15 1/3 people.
Flemily, when you're in Essex land I'll take you to Shake-a-ways in Lakeside, they do awesome milkshakes of whatever you like, including creme egg =]
I want to add a daim bar milkshake and skittles milkshake to my list =]
I'd have chicken nuggets, smilies [the potato things in the same of smiley faces] and beans. Followed by as many B&H silver fags I can smoke and a couple of bottles of arches. Ah, heaven!
I'd have chicken nuggets, smilies [the potato things in the same of smiley faces] and beans. Followed by as many B&H silver fags I can smoke and a couple of bottles of arches. Ah, heaven!
Duuuudeeeee,, that sounds pefect!!
/a bit of GV instead of B&H lol.
I can't even choose a favourite food..I love like...all food.
So here is my ridiculously long meal:
Olives (lots of them), preferably the nando's type with garlic and pepper and stuff.
Brushetta.
Garlic bread with cheese.
Jacket potato with cheese and beans.
Lasagne (the sort with lots of vegetables and not just meat)
Stew and dumplings (The tomato-y sort of stew) and peas and mash.
Profiteroles
Apple and cinnamon crumble
Coffee ice cream and strawberries.
To drink:
Orange juice with lemonade
JD and lemonade
Yes I'd be very fat...and given my lactose intolerance hugely bloated.
Fishfinger sandwich from Tiger Tiger
Vodka
A big bowl of the creamiest mash
Mature cheedar cheese on toast
A glass of ice cold milk
NOM
I'd like to have killed all the paedophiles and bastards/bitches in the world
The only time you will find real light is when you're searching in the dark..
Mmmm foooooood...
I'll have to get back to you, my keyboard's sticking with the dribble..
"Be nice. Think happy thoughts. Champion silver linings. Love all things (not just cute things like babies and kittens) & when you do love - love like they do in power ballads (you know like on a cliff with the wind in your hair and your eyes shut, knowing you'll never know love like this). Watch out for dog poo. Smile at people - even grumpy ones. Remember anything is possible & whatever you do always try to look on the bright side."
mmm.. I am getting super hungry reading all these posts..
Decisions, decisions... hmmm...
I think I would have: mashed potatoes and gravy, roast beef, chocolate (lots of chocolate), coffee, A&W rootbeer, trifle, croquetten, butternut squash soup, my oma's almond tarts, rotisserie rabbit, caesar salad..
A good mix of healthy and healthy.. and with all the sugar/coffee I'd be consuming, I'd be bouncing off the walls!
I would be in for taking justice into my own hands and getting rid of a bunch of serial killers..
Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness.
Every act creates a ripple with no logical end. ~ Scott Adams
