its simple: post the most outrageous thing you can think of
Ex. What would i do for a klondike bar? i would find the world's rarest snowshoe hare, rub its ears, feed it carrots, then run away in complete and utter horror as the cute little snowshoe hare turns into a reverse werewolf (turns into a human on a full moon). and of course while im running i would yell in a melodic tone "oh my god!! Reverse werewolf/snowshoe hare on the loose!! run for your freaking lives!!"
Hmmmm...I would run around in circles screaching at the top of my lungs "THEY'RE AFTER ME FOR ME LUCKY CHARMS!!!" Then I'd raise polar bears in the deep south, feeding them paper and training them to hunt Leprechauns so I could get me Lucky Charms back. Once I rescued the Princess from the Evil Chicken, I'd just steal the Klondike Bar, running away screaming "TIS MIIIIINE NOOOOOOW!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
That random enough? I could come up with something else, too. Hehehe!
The hardest thing in this world is to live in it. -BtVS
My RYL Family:
Chloe (Fade-To-Grey) is my big sister!
Akira is my big brother!
Gemma (*Fallen*Stars*) is my other big sister!
I would climb the highest mountain to find the giant gummy cyclops of the east, and shoot him with a giant spork cannon until he falls to the ground. Then I'd take a giant bite out of his face, scream, "OMG!!!! THE SEAL GOES QUACK!!!!" until the evil mountain villagers roast me at the stake for killing and devouring their God/Savior.
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I could come up with something else, too. Hehehe! 
My RYL Family:
