Man Flu - OH god im dying....

[Margo]

Throat-so-sore......
Feel-so-weak.......
cant-move-legs..........
Metalic-snot-taste-in-throat.....

Oh dear god someone shoot me.

Can-feel-self-fading-into-light.....
Fingers-too-heavy-to-type.......


so-close-to-death.....

*sniff*

fa-ding......

[Rain Keeper]

*props your lil head up*
*kisses Forehead*

DONT FADE ON ME NOW

I SAID BREATH DAMMIT!

*massages legs*
*feeds chicken soup

Covers you up in your duvet*

Some one please help our Matthew!


RAINY

[Voldemort]

Oh diddums.

Suck it up. =P

yesh ditto amy :P

and can i just ask what is it with guys and dying with colds??/

[akita]

Hope those things help and you feel better soon.

[crazykat]

Hope you feel better soon matthew

[Margo]

Ma-na-ged sho-wer.....
bru-shed teef....
so weak now from all the effort.

*rolls on bed dying in a totally non dramatic way*

Ooohhhoooohhhhhh
ooooooooooooo
ooooooohhhhoooohhooo
woah is me...............

*looks around to see who's looking, notices no-one is and so wails louder*

OOOOOHHhhhhOHHHOooohHHHHH
OOoooOOOOOOOOOOHHHhhhHHHHHhhhhhhhOOOooOOOOO0000

if-i-dont-make-it-thru-today-then-give-my-body-to-medical-science....
give-all-monies-to-a-cat-in-Norfolk-called-Jeremy.........

dont-weep-for-me...............

*fades some more and does some more rolling in a totally non-dramatic way again*

Oooo000ooo00oooooOOOOOooooo00hhhhhh

[akita]

Get back into bed and stop typing on here.

[akita]

http://www.manflu.org.uk/

When noone else cares.

[irkeninvader]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eleutheros

He ran sometime later, havin extensively searched NHS direct and panicked that his inability to find Manflu was an indication that the disease had moved to his brain. Bless. Anyhow, he googled it and uncovered the truth. Poor baby!

Haha, excellent!

[Caru y Nos]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninjapenguin

Oh dear god someone shoot me.

I've been asking that for years. I'm still waiting >.<

[RazorKissBrad]

Hey, I know how you feel. I am really sick at the moment as well. Id love to just get back into bed but I have 2 exams coming up 2 days so I dont really have a choice but to be up and feel like crap. Hope you feel better, drink some tea :D

[sparklyshoes]

*smacks matthew over the head*

Now go make me pancakes beyatch!

[Aidee]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voldemort

Oh diddums.

Suck it up. =P

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Aidee]

What makes you think it's not already? *raises eyebrow*

[ThinkingofRecovery]

Gosh, I didn't realise that the cold I had last week was man flu Don't worry, I survived, I'm sure you'll pull through

[Casper_Fading]

[ame="http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=mYME7l7tXTk"]YouTube - Manflu[/ame]

[Bitter_Angel]

Thats why they make mansize tissues. And you all thought they where for something else.

And I personally think this is just a plot by a certain pengy to get people dressed in those naughty nurse outfits they keep mentioning.

[CaiteeBug]

*dresses up in naughty nurse outfit and takes care of Maffew*

[Margo]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

nurse me good and long!