|
|
 |
|
25-09-2008, 11:27 AM
|
#1
|
Join Date: Aug 2004
I am currently:  
|
His and Hers
A little girl asked her MOTHER : 'How did the human race appear?' The MOTHER answered, 'God made Adam and Eve; they had children; and so was all mankind made.' Two days later the girl asked her FATHER the same question. 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.' The confused girl returned to her MOTHER and said, MUM, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and DAD said they developed from monkeys?' 'Well, Dear, it is very simple.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
25-09-2008, 11:29 AM
|
#2
|
|
a lack of colour.
Join Date: Mar 2004
I am currently: 
|
:)that's quite good.
|
I roll over and hold on tightly, and whisper "If they want you, they're gonna have to fight me,"
|
|
|
|
|
|
25-09-2008, 11:54 AM
|
#4
|
|
I am a leaf on the wind; watch how I soar
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Somewhere, but I'm not really sure
I am currently: 
|
 funny.
|
Don't be fooled by my smooth skin. The deepest scars are the ones unseen.
Remember compliments you received, forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how..~ Baz Lurhman.
Letting it get to you - You know what that's called? Being alive. Best thing there is. Being alive right now that's all that counts. ~ Doctor Who "The Doctors Wife"
06.November.2011
|
|
|
|
|
|
25-09-2008, 11:59 AM
|
#6
|
|
*Dan*
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: london
I am currently: 
|
haha!
|
" my precious, precious child, I love you and I would never, never leave you during your times of trials and suffering. When you see only one set of footprints it was then that I carried you" you were carried out of are lifes into the next and when its my time to leave this life I know i will be carried into the next life with you.
I wish i had my world complete again.
'Can we protend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars, i could really use a wish right now' BoB
|
|
|
|
|
|
25-09-2008, 01:25 PM
|
#7
|
|
[[Rabbit]]
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Suffolk
I am currently: 
|
Haha that made me giggle. =]
|
"...On and on the rain will fall Like tears from a star like tears from a star On and on the rain will say How fragile we are how fragile we are..."
|
|
|
|
|
|
25-09-2008, 01:29 PM
|
#8
|
|
Fight for another day
|
LOL, I love it
|
"Recovery is something that you have to work
on every single day and it's
something that doesn't
get a day off."
|
|
|
|
|
|
25-09-2008, 05:01 PM
|
#10
|
|
Caz
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Manchester =]
I am currently:
|
haha, that's awesome!!
|
There will always be a happy ending. If its not happy then its not yet the end.
Spongebob
|
|
|
|
|
|
25-09-2008, 05:06 PM
|
#11
|
|
do you like my potato?
|
Made me smile =]
|
Isn’t it funny how day by day nothing changes but when you look back, everything is different…
you once called your brain a hard drive, well say hello to the virus.
|
|
|
|
|
|
25-09-2008, 05:55 PM
|
#12
|
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: North Yorkshire
|
Lol I like that :)
|
See I cannot feel this, not matter how you try and in the real world, there's no goodbyes.
Stare at the hands, you know you want to ;).
"memento vivere"
|
|
|
|
|
|
25-09-2008, 06:42 PM
|
#13
|
|
Seductive, and a little creepy x
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: London
I am currently: 
|
Good one. Especially if you get a Northern Monkey bit in there too...
Which we did in our Leeds/London household ;)
x
|
You might win one battle.
But know this; I'll win the ****ing war.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Currently Active Members Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
|
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
Censor is ON
|
|
|
Sea Pink Aroma
All times are GMT +1. The time now is 07:37 PM.
|
|
That's good.
