Adult - ADULT, couldn't be clearer and about as ADULT as it gets, lol.
I need to have sex.
Or I think I might die.
Literally.
It's been sometime since we have had any personal time or space.
I'm so busy at work that I'm exhausted when I get home. Ded's friend and his brother are staying here, which I don't mind doing, but his brother never goes out. And if he does then it's during the day and he's always in when I get home. He's been here nearly a month. Granted he's going back to Oz soon but I'm going barmy.
I. Need. To. Get. Laid.
I think my head is going to explode and although that wasn't meant to be a pun it works both ways! I feel the need to grab him and attack him in brilliantly violent ways he only dreams about! He's so hot, and so built and when he looks at me I melt into a million drops! Everytime he comes over and kisses me I feel like I'm going to pop!
Help...*whimperwhimper*
Iz xxx
You might win one battle.
But know this; I'll win the ****ing war.
Salt in the wound!
I intend to pounce in about 10 minutes. If he turns away I think I might actually die. (This is not suicidal, it's puuuuure frustration) I don't want to die, lol I just want to have sex!
God damn friends, why won't they go to bed!!!
Jess...that was just mean ;)
You might win one battle.
But know this; I'll win the ****ing war.
I have to admit, I actually laughed at Erin too.....I think a new superhero has been developed......Erin is the "Sexual Frustration Fairy", she wears stiletos, fishnets and leather. She has a cape of red velvet, a whip instead of a wand and she comes flying in to help.....relieve....your "problems".
*Ahem*
That all being said, is there anywhere private you can drag him? Ask him to go to the store with you to get milk and park in a secluded spot and have a little fun?
Well it breaks my heart to see you this way,
The beauty in life, where's it gone?
And somebody told me you were doing okay,
Somehow I guess they were wrong.
Jess, we all know the only action you get is from fantasizing about Eragon
Who reckons Erin needs a signal? Like the bat signal but with a penis in it? Or is that a bit too much?
Well it breaks my heart to see you this way,
The beauty in life, where's it gone?
And somebody told me you were doing okay,
Somehow I guess they were wrong.
You don't have to get violent just because I'm right.
Well it breaks my heart to see you this way,
The beauty in life, where's it gone?
And somebody told me you were doing okay,
Somehow I guess they were wrong.
Please note the complete lack of smut, innuendo or reference to any genitalia or eroginous zones in that reply!
*feels Matt's forehead* Are you running a fever?!?! *is alarmed*
Well it breaks my heart to see you this way,
The beauty in life, where's it gone?
And somebody told me you were doing okay,
Somehow I guess they were wrong.
I am in a VERY VERY VERY...good mood!!!
I forced him to "Tuck me in" when I went to bed. He does it every night (I go to bed pretty early and he doesn't work = stays up all night playing computer games) and I decided he could tuck me in whilst I happened to be naked.
He couldn't resist it ;)
*Waves at Maffew* hello sweetie.
Ded got lucky.
Ded got very very lucky.
He beat you to it Erin'ness, sorry :P
Iz x (In a VERY good moooooood, and intending to ring the bell for round two!)
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You might win one battle.
But know this; I'll win the ****ing war.
