So, i'm sick.

[Benjibum]

It's just a cold, but its the mother of all colds.

My nose is blocked, my ears are sore, my joints are in agony, i'm freezing and boiling hot all at the same time... And to top it all off I am very bored.

If I die from this, it'd be an extremely boring way to go.

So, RYL, I ask you for some wierd remedies for a cold that i've never heard of before, because everything ive tried so far has failed. I've had this stupid thing for about two weeks now and i'm sick of it. [pardon the pun]

Love, Benji.

P.S: Did anyone in Aussie just see Josh Pykes new single on TV? -excited-

[Voldemort]

Put some mustard on your chest and a pickled frog on your throat. =]

[over and out]

haha amy <3
I Suggest cheese :D *grins*
cheese fixes everything tonight :)
its cheered two peoples up

[Misunderstood.]

Haven't got any wierd remedies but I hope you feel better soon. Colds hit me hard when I get them too.

Catherine xxxx

[desecrationsmile]

be lazy about it! stay in bed n sleep it of! works every time!

[Perplexity]

Well... when I have a really bad cold and my nose is all blocked n that my mum always tells me to put hot water in a bowl with a blob of Vicks vaporub stuff and put my head over the bowl with a towel over my head.

You'll look very strange but all the steamy vaporiness helps, honest!

Or do what desecrationsmile said and stay in bed, cause thats also good hehe. Hope you feel better soon!! xxx

[Porcelain Child]

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Originally Posted by desecrationsmile

be lazy about it! stay in bed n sleep it of! works every time!

*nods*

I do that everyday anyway!! lol

[Benjibum]

I try staying in bed, but i just get so bored and lying down makes it very hard to breathe...

And Voldemort, where the hell am I going to get some mustard, dont be so silly.

The vicks thing worked =D

[findingnemo]

Im sorry, i would try just staying in bed or something.

[Crumple...]

Tea and soup will sort you out.

[Benjibum]

The Vicks thing gives me about thirty minutes of comfortable breathing time before I have to run back to my bowl.

And soup occupies the netherworld between food and drink, so I dont really eat [or drink] it. Yukky!

[crazykat]

I hope you feel better soon

[Benjibum]

Yay for the vicks thing! I look like a complete spaz, but I can breathe!

-Dances like spaz holding bowl of boiling vicks water-

[Absi]

Vicks <3333333

[Benjibum]

=O boiling vicks water is hot! I spilleded it on my shoes, and now they are wet and evenly coated in a layer of vicks =/

They never smelled bad, but at least now I know for sure that they smell NICE...

Benji

[squirrelspit]

I was going to suggest finding a jew and getting them to make you chicken soup, it honestly cures everything, but as you dont eat/drink soup, theres no point.

I am also sick, i have a blocked nose and blocked ears and a sore throat and i keep coughing up this radioactive green stuff. sexy i know.

[Benjibum]

Find a Jew!? ahaha! My grandma is jewish and she CANNOT cook. She burnt two minute noodles. BURNT them.

If its to do with making food taste bad, and its impossible, she'll do it.

Im going back to school tomorrow, wish me luck!

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Originally Posted by Crumple...

Tea and soup will sort you out.

Dicky!