Well I think it's an article from the 'funny section' type of thing in The New York Times which usually prints real stories so yeah I think this really happened, hahaha.
"Be nice. Think happy thoughts. Champion silver linings. Love all things (not just cute things like babies and kittens) & when you do love - love like they do in power ballads (you know like on a cliff with the wind in your hair and your eyes shut, knowing you'll never know love like this). Watch out for dog poo. Smile at people - even grumpy ones. Remember anything is possible & whatever you do always try to look on the bright side."
hilarious. the human race is a source of endless fun.
Don't be fooled by my smooth skin. The deepest scars are the ones unseen.
Remember compliments you received, forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how..~ Baz Lurhman.
Letting it get to you - You know what that's called? Being alive. Best thing there is. Being alive right now that's all that counts. ~ Doctor Who "The Doctors Wife" 06.November.2011
Yeah especially the first guy shyly nodding 'yes' in reply to the question 'are you gay' made me laugh, lol. Also I wonder how they finally solved the whole mess.