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Old 31-07-2008, 11:35 PM   #1
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Meals on wheels

A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, 'You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.'

The cat thought for a minute and then said, 'All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors .. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on.'

God said, 'Say no more.' Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.

A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to Heaven together. God met the mice at the gates with the same offer that He made to the cat.

The mice said, 'Well, we have had to run all of our lives: from cats, dogs, and even people with brooms! If we could just have some little roller skates, we would not have to run again.'

God answered, 'It is done.' All the mice had beautiful little roller skates.

About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow. God gently awakened the cat and asked, 'Is everything okay? How have you been doing? Are you happy?'

The cat replied, 'Oh, it is WONDERFUL. I have never been so happy in my life. The pillow is so fluffy, and those little Meals on Wheels you have been sending over are delicious!'





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Old 01-08-2008, 01:00 AM   #2
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seen that before but I like it.






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Old 01-08-2008, 01:01 AM   #3
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io think you posted it ages and ages and aes ago! but ti's good :D



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Old 01-08-2008, 01:03 AM   #4
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that made me giggle
thanks for sharing Jess



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Old 01-08-2008, 01:07 AM   #5
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Haha that is so LOL

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Old 01-08-2008, 01:08 AM   #6
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*snorts8 i'm sure she'd buy them herslef if u asked ween :P



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Old 01-08-2008, 01:11 AM   #7
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Haha, love it



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Old 01-08-2008, 01:12 AM   #8
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hehe :)

Ween <3

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Old 01-08-2008, 01:59 AM   #9
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i ACTUALLY lol'd!!!!!





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Old 01-08-2008, 04:02 AM   #10
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i saw this about a week ago but it still makes me lol!

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