If i were a laydee for the day i wouldnt play with my breasts as you are all thinking.
Actually id want PMT so that i could spend the day eating as much junk and crappy food as possible and being vile to everyone with no trace of guilt what so ever!
Last edited by Margo : 10-05-2008 at 02:23 PM.
~Phoenix~ is my Little Sister of Awesomeness and Self-Delusion :P Bitter Angel is my Mitten Animad is my Top Trump All Im Living For - Is my beautiful and special daughter who isnt called Kim but will moan if i dont add her :P
1) Get a blow job.
2) Wee standing up.
3) Get a blow job.
4) Wee standing up.
5) Get a blow job.
6) Get a blow job.
7) Get a blow job.
8) Wee standing up.
9) Get a blow job.
10) Get a blow job.
When I'm out exploring ghost towns, water a tree, shrub etc standing up so I don't have to worry about being positioned just so so I don't have to worry about splashing my feet.
Burp in public without having people give me disgusted looks.
Enjoy getting stuff off of the top shelves without having to use either a step stool or barbeque tongs.
Eat an entire carton of heavenly hash ice cream without really counting the calories.
My husband is my best friend.
In forgiving others, we are not exonerating them. They may not deserve exoneration. Rather, in forgiving others we are giving up our anger over the fact that what happened is not what "should" have happened or that our life is not the way it "should" have been.
i would walk around with my shirt off to get a proper tan.
fart and burp all i wanted.
scratch myself in the obvious place.
race a motorcycle.
spit all i wanted.
have all my friends over to watch the superbowl and get sloppy drunk.
play xbox for hours and NOT feel guilty.
get lipstick on my collar....yep, yep.
Last edited by Yellow : 27-04-2008 at 06:03 PM.
A little Consideration, a little Thought for Others, makes all the difference.
what's with all these ladies that are awaiting this sex change before they drink beer and burp and fart all the time? Gee, I do that now.
Now, if I became a man for a day... well. I would want to have relations with a lady, for sure... but I would say the greater portion of my day would be spent running around seeing what things I can stick my willy in.
Stand in a mirror and be like "EWWW"
Totally seconding the peeing standing up.
Sex. With a girl and a boy. Doesn't have to be at the same time.
Sex with myself.
Walk around naked for a bit.
Maybe some more sex type stuff.
Have a bit of a wander,see if I got like, treated differently as a bloke.
More sex.
Then I'd want my boobs back for sure.
"Watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don't believe in magic will never find it."
what's with all these ladies that are awaiting this sex change before they drink beer and burp and fart all the time? Gee, I do that now.
Now, if I became a man for a day... well. I would want to have relations with a lady, for sure... but I would say the greater portion of my day would be spent running around seeing what things I can stick my willy in.
Doughnut shop! Here I come!
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Originally Posted by Ash*
Stand in a mirror and be like "EWWW"
Totally seconding the peeing standing up.
Sex. With a girl and a boy. Doesn't have to be at the same time.
Sex with myself.
Walk around naked for a bit.
Maybe some more sex type stuff.
Have a bit of a wander,see if I got like, treated differently as a bloke.
More sex.
Id spend 14 hours getting ready to go out. Jump into the passenger seat of the car and then when we start to drive away i will take out my mirror and start to apply my eye makeup, and then moan that my partner is driving too erritically for my to apply it properly.
WHY DO YOU GIRLS DO THAT?????
~Phoenix~ is my Little Sister of Awesomeness and Self-Delusion :P Bitter Angel is my Mitten Animad is my Top Trump All Im Living For - Is my beautiful and special daughter who isnt called Kim but will moan if i dont add her :P
I dunno. I don't wear makeup any more. My husband thinks I'm high maintainence because it takes me 40 minutes to get ready in the morning. He complained about the surface area until I swung my hair at him and said every beautiful strand!
My husband is my best friend.
In forgiving others, we are not exonerating them. They may not deserve exoneration. Rather, in forgiving others we are giving up our anger over the fact that what happened is not what "should" have happened or that our life is not the way it "should" have been.
"i stepped out with dinsdale on several ocasions, he was willing to introduce one to members of the aristocracy and fellow gang members, and whats more he knew how to treat a female impersonator" (ninja will get the quote if no 1 else does , i think anyway)
i think id spend most of the day doing stuff i couldnt possibly post here as i get banned. would be interesting to c what all the fuss about the pmt "myth" (flinches in preperation for on coming mauling)
There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-FDW1shmqA"]YouTube - The Piranha Brothers pt. 2[/ame]
~Phoenix~ is my Little Sister of Awesomeness and Self-Delusion :P Bitter Angel is my Mitten Animad is my Top Trump All Im Living For - Is my beautiful and special daughter who isnt called Kim but will moan if i dont add her :P
The more i watch, the more i think im related to dinsdale >.<
~Phoenix~ is my Little Sister of Awesomeness and Self-Delusion :P Bitter Angel is my Mitten Animad is my Top Trump All Im Living For - Is my beautiful and special daughter who isnt called Kim but will moan if i dont add her :P
There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.
haha I have thought about this many times before :
IF I WERE A GUY FOR A DAY I WOULD:
A. Blow Job
B. Have sex with a female
C. Masterbate
D. Walka round with the shirt off
E. Eat like a pig
F. Drink beer all day
G. Wear baggy clothes and wash accosinly
H. Pee standing up
I. Measure my penis
J. Be the coolest person in school
K. Have some totally awsome fun whislteing at girls !!!
K.
romp stole my answer
