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Old 22-03-2008, 08:58 PM   #1
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A Saturday Night Story - Christmas Party

John woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cottonwool-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.

After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.

"Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?"

"Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors, and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face."

"He's an idiot," John said. "Piss on him."

"You did", came the reply. "And he fired you."

"Well, screw him!" said John.

"I did. You're back at work on Monday!"


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Old 22-03-2008, 09:01 PM   #2
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Old 22-03-2008, 09:07 PM   #3
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I got confused when this popped up, im to tired to remember its a saturday! -/


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Old 22-03-2008, 10:07 PM   #4
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Old 22-03-2008, 10:51 PM   #5
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Old 23-03-2008, 12:23 AM   #6
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Old 23-03-2008, 12:50 AM   #7
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Old 23-03-2008, 01:04 AM   #8
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Old 23-03-2008, 01:32 AM   #9
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Old 23-03-2008, 02:22 AM   #10
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Lol. Tony... i haven't had any parcels in the post yet... is my easter egg on its way?? ;P


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Old 23-03-2008, 07:29 AM   #11
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Old 23-03-2008, 08:12 AM   #12
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“If it’s time to go, remember what you’re leaving. Remember the best. My friends have always been the best of me.”

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Old 23-03-2008, 09:43 AM   #13
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Old 23-03-2008, 09:57 AM   #14
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Old 23-03-2008, 10:01 AM   #15
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Old 23-03-2008, 10:13 AM   #16
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Old 23-03-2008, 11:41 AM   #17
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Tony!





I put it down on paper and then the ghost does not ache so much.

Don't try to calm the storm, calm yourself, the storm will pass.

You didn't come this far just to come this far.
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