I am not drunk.
But I would like to say...
I act more 'normal' when drunk.
I have a high tolerance, despite being small.
and
I walk in straight lines better when drunk, and when I wear those drunk simulation glasses that the state troopers put on kids to scare them, then make them walk straight. I do. Every time.
This pisses State Troopers off. Or, makes them laugh.
State Troopers are okay people. And have nice hats.
I'm not drunk but I had a couple afew hours ago.
I also can hold alot of boose, but that's due to alot of practice/training.
And to Emily, not all boys are bad :(
I'm not drunk.
But if I can be btohered. I generally type better when I am drunk?
"Be nice. Think happy thoughts. Champion silver linings. Love all things (not just cute things like babies and kittens) & when you do love - love like they do in power ballads (you know like on a cliff with the wind in your hair and your eyes shut, knowing you'll never know love like this). Watch out for dog poo. Smile at people - even grumpy ones. Remember anything is possible & whatever you do always try to look on the bright side."
I would get drunk but having been on painkillers constantly for the past 2 days I don't think it would be a good idea.
I usually get mushy when I'm drunk and start telling people I love them.
Can I just remind you all that in the RYL Rules, it states -
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Please do not encourage self-harm in any way or express anything that could be taken as glamorising any form of self-harm, including alcohol consumption and drug usage.
For example : "go cut yourself", "cutting is cool", "let's all get pissed"
Because many members here have used alcohol in excess as a form of self harm, it is against the rules here to post anything that could be seen as celebrating drunkeness and/or drug or alcohol usage.
Please be careful about the sorts of comments that you make in this thread, and try to ensure that they cannot be misinterpretted as glamorisating alcohol useage. Thank you.
