Emmmaaar. Has...

Narcissism · 05-01-2008, 07:31 PM

..A Fetish.
For dressing like a policewoman/hooker and looking like a slag.

Dirty Girl.

Emmaaa. You should be ashamed.
*shakes head*

emily.ily9 · 05-01-2008, 07:48 PM

No judgements here.

..usually.

gypsyroselee · 05-01-2008, 07:56 PM

i knew there was a reason i was married to her.

arrest me.
handcufffffs.

Narcissism · 05-01-2008, 08:40 PM

Don't try and lie your way out of this Emma.
After THAT incident in Ann Summers the secret was out.

The Hierophant · 05-01-2008, 09:45 PM

I've been in handcuffs before...

Have them tighter rather than looser, the looser they are the more bruising they cause ;)

Tears and Rain · 05-01-2008, 09:48 PM

Fitttttttttttttttt

emily.ily9 · 05-01-2008, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platinum

Have them tighter rather than looser, the looser they are the more bruising they cause ;)

so counter-intuitive, but good advice.

The Hierophant · 05-01-2008, 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by emily.ily9

so counter-intuitive, but good advice.

I'd show you the photos of the bruises they gave me if I still had the photos.
Although these were proper
"Lean over the police car, hands behind your back, we are handcuffing you for your own safety" Handcuffs, not "I'm handcuffing you because this may seem kinky once, twice, maybe even three times".

The tight one left a bruise like a bracelet round my left arm, the loose one left bruises up and down my right arm that made me look like I'd beaten it up.

Moral to the story?
Don't get detained under the mental health act kids (Y)

Voldemort · 05-01-2008, 11:39 PM

Yes ma'am.