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Old 09-12-2007, 08:59 PM   #1
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My mother is HARDCORE :D

Alright, picture a friendly looking lady, in her late 40s, nice green coat, black rimmed glasses, carrying a simple black handbag and some christmas shopping, sitting quietly on the bus minding her own buisness.
Then a group a chav girls, aged about 12 or 13, start making obscene comments about her, with absolutely no regard for the surrounding or if she can hear them. She ignores them and pretends like nothing is happening cos' it's slightly embarassing for her and probably everyone else on the bus. However, they do not stop the taunting. The remarks get ruder and louder until they decide to start throwing things at her head. She loses her patience, turns around and tells them to stop. The taunting and mockery just gets worse, they start kicking her chair, her bags, everything. No one else on the bus does anything to help.
At that point, mother dearest snaps. She turns around, grabs one of the girls by the shirt and HEADBUTTS HER.
Yes, I shít you not. She wollops the girl right in the head and tells her to "**** the **** off or she'll break her arms off" and the girl just stares up in horror and starts mumbling that it wasn't her.
Quite content with herself, my mother moves away after that little ordeal until she reaches her bus stop. Once she gets off she waits for the bus to pass until she sees the girls still sitting there. Just as they notice her outside she gives them the middle finger with the most gleeful look on her face. The girls start spazing out in their seats and as the bus drives away she waves them goodbye.

My mum's commentary on the whole thing : " Those rude little bints. Guess they didn't expect anyone to retaliate. They didn't think this shy looking lady would actually turn out to be a crazy bitch" *devilish grin*

Needless to say I'm actually quite terrified of her now. But god DAMN. Respect to her.





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Old 09-12-2007, 09:02 PM   #2
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Woah! Super mum!




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Old 09-12-2007, 09:02 PM   #3
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I actually grinned irl when I read that.
All respect to your mum!

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Old 09-12-2007, 09:05 PM   #4
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Old 09-12-2007, 09:05 PM   #5
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That's fricking AWESOME!!!

Go her. People don't expect anyone to retaliate. Woo yeah =)

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Old 09-12-2007, 09:05 PM   #6
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*wants to borrow your mum whenever I'm out shopping!*

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Old 09-12-2007, 09:08 PM   #7
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lol can i borrow her too? :p xx




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Old 09-12-2007, 09:09 PM   #8
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your mum officially pwns at life.

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Old 09-12-2007, 09:12 PM   #9
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she is one cool lady

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Old 09-12-2007, 09:13 PM   #10
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i think its pretty irresponsible to be honest.
its technically assault on a minor.
i think your mother was foolish.
she could have got arrested.

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Old 09-12-2007, 09:13 PM   #11
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your mum is a complete and utter legend!!
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Old 09-12-2007, 09:18 PM   #12
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god your mum sounds hot



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Old 09-12-2007, 09:20 PM   #13
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Old 09-12-2007, 09:29 PM   #14
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haha good on her,

chavs...*shudders*




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Old 09-12-2007, 09:35 PM   #15
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i think its pretty irresponsible to be honest.
its technically assault on a minor.
i think your mother was foolish.
she could have got arrested.

It's bloody justice thats what it is.

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Old 09-12-2007, 09:36 PM   #16
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i think its pretty irresponsible to be honest.
its technically assault on a minor.
i think your mother was foolish.
she could have got arrested.
I think you're wrong to be honest, if Majas mum had been older or had been...say like me who freaks out if I ever get touched, or had been ill, hell even if she hadn't and was younger and in perfect health, the way young people treat their elders is disgusting. That behaviour makes me...I just cant believe that anyone could ever treat another human being that way, especially their elder. Its disgusting. Beyond disgusting and they only do it because they know they will never react back. Good on her I say.

...sorry. Lecture over.

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Old 09-12-2007, 09:36 PM   #17
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lol, well done your mum.

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Old 09-12-2007, 09:39 PM   #18
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she could have got arrested.
The fact that this is true is what is wrong with our country. Good on your mum! She should have beat them to death with her handbag. I hate idiots like that.

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Old 09-12-2007, 09:47 PM   #19
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Old 09-12-2007, 09:47 PM   #20
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what if it had been her dad that had headbutted a 12 year old girl?

maybe next time if i see some 12 year old chav wearing a short skirt and low cut top and flashing themselves about i shall congratulate the first person to rape her.

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