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Reasons to stick around
So today is suicide prevention day. Here's a list of reasons to stick around.
1) They're making new flavours of ice cream everyday.
2) The new episodes of Game of Thrones are coming out.
3) Kanye.
4) It's only a little over a month till Halloween. And only a few months till Christmas.
5) There's a hobby you haven't discovered that you're really good at. You might be able to do bakery and archery at the same time.
6) Your friend has a huge part in your future. You know the one. The friend with the face.
8) You need to stick around to work out why I skipped 7.
9) Getting ghost powers isn't worth it.
10) You're pretty badass making it to this point in life. Kudos. And I promise, if it doesn't get better, you will.
11) If you don't know who shot Mr Burns, stick around, watch the Simpsons and find out.
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