Random funnies

[The Stranger Stranger]

So I think this would be a good place to share random funny moments that we had. I'll start.

So I got new meds to collect because I am up to my gills in stressers. (I'm having about as much fun as a sentient toilet.) And I'm the pharmacist waiting in line, and the radio plays Stressed Out by Twenty One Pilots.

So, what are your random funnies?

[Sentient Treacle]

I liked the use of the word 'sentient'.

As I was thinking of something to write a really scally looking lad walked past walking a dogue de bourdeaux....and a chihuahua in a pink harness. Then the chihuahua had to narrowly dodge an empty prawn cocktail crisp packet that flew at it in the wind. #RelatableChihuahua

[not_so_insig]

I was on a protest with Fabulous Mike once. Someone yelled "**** off" to us then promptly fell over. Karma in action