I havent had a chance to see what the South East news stories are today but theres always one story thats there as filler when there isnt any real news to report.
The South East reporters actually look pleased when something has happened so they have something to talk about!
Whats your slow news story in your region today?
Will post mine when I see the news!
There are times to stay put, and what you want will come to you.
But there are times to go out into the world and find such a thing for yourself.
I aint no abacus but you can count on me.
"Compost toilets to be installed in fields across region" I mean, really? This was headline news on the website, over and above the badger cull protests!
“There is no sun without shadow, and it is essential to know the night.”
"I know you're sad, so I won't tell you to have a good day. Instead, I advise you to simply have a day.
Stay alive, feed yourself well, wear comfortable clothes, and don't give up on yourself just yet.
It'll get better. Until then, have a day."
'Hold on tight, were going on a trip round the best roundabout in Britain.' Srsly!
There are times to stay put, and what you want will come to you.
But there are times to go out into the world and find such a thing for yourself.
I aint no abacus but you can count on me.
Hum I don't know what slow news story there is around me but I'm sure there is something!!
When we lose twenty pounds... we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty. ~Woody Allen
Is a chocolate muffin loving glitter ball
Also, headline about how the panda still might be pregnant. Which would be fine if there was anything new AT ALL in the story, but nope, nothing.
"I know you're sad, so I won't tell you to have a good day. Instead, I advise you to simply have a day.
Stay alive, feed yourself well, wear comfortable clothes, and don't give up on yourself just yet.
It'll get better. Until then, have a day."
There are times to stay put, and what you want will come to you.
But there are times to go out into the world and find such a thing for yourself.
I aint no abacus but you can count on me.
"I know you're sad, so I won't tell you to have a good day. Instead, I advise you to simply have a day.
Stay alive, feed yourself well, wear comfortable clothes, and don't give up on yourself just yet.
It'll get better. Until then, have a day."
On our local news the other night there was a story about a man rowing to the Isle of Wight in a giant pumpkin. Even the newsreaders thought it was ridiculous!
I was watching it at the gym proper got the giggles, and everyone looked at me like I was an idiot!
"I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. Make us all feel wonderful. We'll never forget."
A guy saw a spider in his house, which probably wasn't a false widow, but might have been, and could have bitten him, but didn't!
The actual story was that a spider ran across the floor, he squished it, and then rang the council. Experts say that the spider bears no resemblance to the false widow, but it was too squished to say for sure.
