Jokes

Clive · 09-07-2013, 02:04 PM

Share some of your favourite jokes here. So, with no further ado, let the jokes begin!

Here are a couple of one-liners to get the ball rolling:

Velcro...what a rip-off!

I was walking along the road the other day when an inflatable monkey zoomed past. It was a hot air baboon!

nowhereman · 10-07-2013, 08:00 AM

Ok I'm really bad at telling jokes but I'll try one or two.

What do cows do when it rains?

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Doctor, I'm addicted to twitter!

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And one I made up all by myself.
Whenever someone asks where you get a certain bus from, I always say..

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Sorry they're so bad.

Clive · 10-07-2013, 09:09 AM

Haha, they're pretty good! The Twitter one is my personal favourite

Here a couple more:

I was going to tell a joke about aerials, but I didn't think it would get a good reception.

I tried to come up with some jokes about cricket...I was stumped.

And one my favourites:

"Broken guitar for sale - no strings attached!"

nowhereman · 10-07-2013, 09:11 AM

Oh, oh I have another one!

I tried to become a doctor but I had no patience.

Clive · 10-07-2013, 09:14 AM

Hahaha

I love it!

One more:

I don't like my hands. I always keep them at arm's length.

And here's one I came up with myself, not sure if it's funny:

So this bloke asked if I knew anything about my neighbour's land. I said "I'm sorry, that's not my field"

Icecube. Swirls · 11-07-2013, 02:49 PM

A person walked in to a bar , he said ouch

Icecube. Swirls · 11-07-2013, 02:52 PM

What are three consecutive days of the week, which doesn't include Monday , Wednesday, Friday and Sunday.

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