'Corrupt' a wish game...

[Fire Fly]

This is a pretty common forum game, so maybe a few of you already know what it is.

Someone wishes something and the next poster grants it but with some kind of loophole.

e.g

P1: I wish for £100,000,000!
P2: Sure, but a dump truck dumps it all on you and you break your back. I wish for a car!!!
P3: Okay, but You crash it and die. I wish for a phone!!!!!!!!!!!!
P4: Sure, but it breaks 5 seconds after the warranty expired. I wish for a pet .
Etc.
So I'll start

I wish for bacon.

[unhappy_soul]

Okay but the dog steals your bacon lol

I wish for a holiday

[Tonfedd]

you win a holiday but to afganistan

[Tonfedd]

sorry i want a new pair of high tops

[csu.claire]

but before u get to wear them ur friend steals them


so i wish for a horse

[Sefka]

You get a horse but it's a miniature pony thing and too small to ride.

I wish for a new laptop.

[csu.claire]

the new laptop doesn't come with a charger

soo i wish for .......

my dream wedding

[Fire Fly]

Okay you can have your dream wedding but then when you're about to do your vows your fiancé drops dead.

I want a tortoise.

[csu.claire]

i would die if that ever happened

u get ur pet tortoise but a family member is a little too rough near the enclosure and it smashes and it dies


i wish for a open top sports car

[Indigo.]

you get your open top sports car but when you're about to start driving, you realise it's just a real life-sized toy and it doesn't work

I wish for some ice skating

[Cacoethes]

You can go ice skating, but Bruce Forsythe is going around and licking all of the ice.

I wish I could go to India

[unhappy_soul]

You get to the airport but realise you forgot your passport.

I wish for a new house

[csu.claire]

that new house has no windows or doors


i wish for a new pet

[thesamename]

You get a new pet. but it's a T rex and it eats you.

I wish for something yummy to eat

[unhappy_soul]

The yummy food gives you food poisoning

I fancy a road trip

[Fire Fly]

You get 100 miles away from your house and then your car breaks down and you aren't insured so your left stranded.

I want to go to space.

[csu.claire]

u go to space but u get sick from lac of gravity


i wish to be on my fav tv show

[Indigo.]

You get to be on your favourite tv show but the person you hate the most gets the lead role

I wish for a trip to Hawaii

[planemo]

wish granted, you arrive in hawaii, but you trip and severely hurt your ankle and spend the entire vacation in bed.

i wish it was summer

[FranticMind]

it is summer but it rains every day..

I wish for a puppy (: