Home-Grown Limericks

[strangecharm]

This will just be a place to post any limericks you can come up with. Be as creative as you can be :P

there once was a post on the forum,
that lacked a certain decorum,
the rhymes were all risky
and some even quite frisky,
well you wouldn't want to bore 'em

[thereisalwayshope]

Really like it, thank you for sharing it with us. x

[strangecharm]

There once was a man named chris
Who compiled a great deal of lists
he scribed and he wrote
note after note
until he damaged his wrist

[FranticMind]

There was once a woman so fat,
She even ate her own cat,
she ate and she ate, until she became overweight,
So she couldn't even fit into a hat.