Who gave birth to you?
My mum.
Who is your biological father?
My dad.
Do you live with both of your biological parents?
No.
Do you like your parents?
Blarrr.
Do you get along with your parents?
Not really.
Do your parents like you?
Blarrr.
What is your parents 'race'?
White.
Where were you born?
Liverpewl.
What date were you born?
11th of January.
Do you have any siblings?
Yes.
You are child number
.
Do you have a large family?
Depends.
What is your family like?
Triangular.
:.About you.:
What is your name?
Cara.
Do you have a nickname? If so what is it? and why?
Parling.
How old are you now?
19.
What 'race' are you?
White.
How do you look like to you?
Blarrr.
What colour are your eyes?
Blue.
What colour is your natural hair?
Brown.
Do you dye your hair?
Yes.
Do you have a 'style'? If so what is it?
Layers.
Are you wealthy or poor?
.
Are you single or taken?
Single.
What is your sexual orientation?
Straight.
Do you have any tattoos?
.
Do you have any piercing?
Yes.
Describe your personality.
Goldfish.
How tall are you?
5'2.
Whats your weight?
.
What's the most common misconception about you?
Hm.
.:What is your favourite:.
Food?
Fish & chips.
Song?
Lots.
Mood?
My favourite mood? A good one?
Animal?
Spotted hyena.
Person?
Ash Ketchum.
Colour?
Pink.
Movie?
Lots.
TV Show?
Lots.
Thing to do?
Procrastinate.
:.What are your future goals in life?.:
What do you want to be when you 'grow up'?
A timelord.
Do you want to get married? Do you have someone in mind?
No.
What age do you plan to be married?
.
Do you have kids? How many? What are their names?
No.
Do you want (more) kids? How many?
No.
Do you know what would you name if it was a girl? If so what?
.
Do you know what would you name if it was a boy? If so what?
.
Who would be your dream mate?
Peter Griffin.
What is your dream house like?
A Georgian townhouse.
What is your dream car?
Some kind of first generation Subaru Impreza. Nothing to special.
Any goals not mentioned above?
Not really.
Which goal of yours keeps you alive?
.
Do you honestly think you'll accomplish your goals?
.
.:Yes, no, sometimes or maybe?:.
Are you on a diet?
Blarr.
Are you happy?
trololol.
Are you at home?
Yes.
Are you nice?
I am rice.
Are you understanding?
Depends.
Are you attractive?
If you're into the undead.
Are you athletic?
No.
Are you caring?
No.
Are you annoying?
Probably.
Are you spoilt?
I don't think so.
Are you picky?
Yes.
Are you smart?
No.
Are you dumb?
Quite.
Are you trust worthy?
I think so.
Are you crazy?
Maybe.
Are you weird?
Maybe.
Are you romantic?
No.
Are you sweet?
No.
Are you funny?
On occasion.
Are you normal?
.
Are you popular?
No.
Are you tall?
No.
Are you skinny?
No.
Are you fat?
.
Are you muscular?
No.
Are you amazing?
No.
Are you perfect?
No.
Are you talkative?
Not really.
Are you shy?
.
Are you responsible?
Hm.
Are you mean?
Quite.
Are you addicted to anything?
No.
Are you easily influenced?
No.
Have you ever had a pet rock?
Yes.
Have you ever wet my bed over the age of 12?
Your bed?
Have you ever written a Song?
Yes.
Have you ever been in love?
No.
Have you ever danced in Public?
Yes.
Have you ever given a fake smile?
Yes.
Have you ever made out in a theatre?
.
Have you ever cut yourself? On purpose?
Yes.
Have you ever cheated on someone?
No.
Have you ever danced in the rain?
No.
Have you ever slept with sobody you definelty shouldn't have? Who?
.
Have you ever made yourself throw up? Or tried?
Yes.
Have you ever been rejected?
.
Have you ever gotten a broken heart?
No.
Have you ever sent a hate e-mail?
No.
Have you ever won a race?
Yes.
Have you ever failed a grade?
Yes.
Have you ever made a website?
Yes.
Have you ever blew something up?
No.
Have you ever swam in the ocean?
Yes.
Have you ever swam naked?
No.
Have you ever spread a rumour?
Don't think so.
Have you ever written a short story?
Yes.
Have you ever licked a 12 volt battery?
No.
Have you ever been on TV?
Yes.
Have you ever fled the country?
No.
Have you ever had an imaginary friend?
Yes.
Have you ever stayed out all night?
Yes.
Have you ever hurt someone physically?
Yes.
Have you ever hurt someone emotionally?
Yes.
Have you ever slept outside?
Yes.
Have you ever tried to make a friend jealous?
Don't think so.
Have you ever accidently set something on fire? did you get in trouble?
Almost.
Have you ever rode a dirt bike?
No.
Have you ever rode a 4 wheeler?
No.
Have you ever got in a lot of trouble?
Yes.
Have you ever stayed out all night?
Yes.
Have you ever made your parents cry?
.
Have you ever made out in a movie theatre?
.
Have you ever been in love?
No.
Have you ever had a boy/girlfriend?
Yes.
Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?
Yes.
Have you ever cried your self to sleep?
.
Have you had your heart broken?
No.
Have you won a trophy?
Yes.
Can you whistle?
A bit.
Can you play an instrument?
Yes.
Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
Yes.
Can you lick your elbow?
No.
Can you speak another languge?
No.
Do you have any health issues?
Yes.
Do you shower everyday?
No.
Do you dream?
Yes.
Do you day-dream?
Yes.
Do you wish upon stars?
No.
Do you pray? Honestly?
No.
Do you wish you could have someone you can't?
No.
Do you smoke?
Not really anymore.
Do you drink?
Yes.
Do you have a cellphone?
Yes.
Do you have your OWN computer?
Yes.
Do you have an ipod?
Yes.
Do you have a pet?
Yes.
Do you want a pet?
Somewhat.
Do you see ghosts?
No.
Do you like were you live?
Yes but I want to move.
Do you like to be alone?
Yes.
Do you miss anyone?
No.
Do you think you're taller than most people your age?
No.
Do you like to go out at night?
Depends where.
Do you eat a lot of candy?
No.
Do you love chocolate?
Yes.
Do you like somebody on myspace?
harhar.
Do you have a myspace?
Never use it anymore.
Do you have any talents?
Not especially.
Do you like to travel?
Yes.
Do you get lectured a lot?
Hmm.
Do you hate it when people copy you?
No.
.:Right now:.
Are you alone?
Yes.
Are you hungry?
No.
How are you feeling?
Blarrrrrrrr.
How's life in general?
Been better.
Is there any noise around you?
Got headphones in.
What are you thinking about right now?
This.
What are you wearing?
Grey.
What is the weather like?
Cloudy night.
What is your mood?
Mood like.
What date is it?
4th of October 2012.
What time is it?
3:27am.
What season is it right now?
Autumn.
Where are you?
Home.
Are you having a good day?
No.
:.School.:
Do you like school? Why?
I've left, I hated it.
What time does school start?
Don't go.
What's the name of your school?
I don't go anymore.
What classes do you take?
I did all kinds.
What grade you are in?
Not in school.
Who's your favourite teacher?
I don't know if I had one.
Who's your least favorite teacher?
I had a few.
What's your favourite subject?
At school it was probably art or music.
When will/did you graduate from High School?
I left in 2009.
.:Religion:.
What religion do you belong to?
None.
What's the name of your church?
.
When do you go to church?
Never.
Do you believe in God/Jesus?
.
Are you very religious?
No.
Do you want to be more religious?
.
Would you...
Ever have an abortion?
.
Go out with somebody of the same sex?
.
Ever give me your number? If so what is it?
No.
Ever tell me your whole name? If so what is it?
Stroudel Parlude.
Ever tell me exactly where you live? If so where is it?
Kokiri forest.
Tell me your e-mail? Then tell me
.
Go out with your ex's friend?
No.
Kiss your boy/girlfriend with your parents watching?
No.
Tease a monkey at the zoo?
No.
Write homosexual in sharpie on the mona lisa?
No.
Cry in public?
No.
Cuss in front of family?
Probably.
Run naked in a famous city?
No.
Go to the a forest alone?
No.
Do surgery on best friend?
No.
Go to visit a random person at any prison?
No.
Vandalise your school?
I very vaguely did.
Talk behind friends back w/out them ever knowing?
Probably.
Run from the police?
Don't think so.
Kill yourself for money?
Erm?
.:Relationship:.
Are you taken?
No.
By a girl or a boy?
.
What is his/her name?
.
What is the age difference?
.
Does he/she have a stable family?
.
Is he/she attractive?
.
Was it love at first sight or what?
.
How long did you two know each other before you guys started dating?
.
.:Randoms:.
If you could change one thing about your life it would be...
Blarr.
Draw a smiley
=^.^=
If you had one hour left to live. What do you do?
No idea.
Your final breath is coming. What do you say in your final breath?
No idea.
Do you think if you died anyone would miss you?
.
What would you want your friends to remember about you?
No idea.
Who do you hate?
Some people.
What was the last word you said?
No idea.
Are you afraid of giving your personal information online? (Should be.)
To a degree.
What is one of your pet peeves.
The phrase "pet peeves".
Find your perfect place. Describe it.
It's gone.
Who or what do you live for?
.
What's your biggest wish?
.
What's the most important lesson you've learnt in your life?
To try to learn from experiences.
What do you hope for?
Something.
What or who would you give up everything for?
Frozen peas.
What do you fear most? Why?
.
Any dirty little secrets from the past you've shared with no one?
.
Share a secret.
My teeth are sore.
What angers you most?
Things.
What saddens you most?
Things.
Life is tricky. What's the biggest obstacle you've encountered?
.
Have you ever experienced any major tragedy? What was it?
.
What's one of the biggest issues you're going through currently?
.
In one word who are you?
Which cell phone provider do you have?
Orange or EE or whatever.
How many states have you been to?
None.
How do you feel about freckles?
Nice.
Are you married?
No.
Worst thing a teacher did to you?
.
How many contacts are on your phone?
about 20.
What's your weight in grams?
No idea.
What are you going to do for summer?
That's a long way away.
Do people think you're crazy?
Some.
What is your myspace URL?
.
Who's your best friend?
.
What's your ring size?
Can't remember.
What is the most over used phrase?
D'ya know worra mean/Are you for real/Are you messing.
What is the most missed memory?
.
Have you lost something or someone important to you? Who or what?
Yes.
If you could trade places with one person, who would it be and why?
.
What is the one restaurant you eat at way too much?
McDonalds?
What do you think about most?
All kinds.
What are you looking forward to?
Nothing.
Ever wished you were dead? Why?
.
Money or love is more imporatant? Why?
Money.
What is your youngest cousins name?
.
What is your third favourite colour?
No idea.
What is the closest thing to you that is purple?
Nail varnish.
What does your desktop background look like?
It's a Sherlock picture.
What is the last red drink you drank?
Red wine probably.
What college did/do/want to go to?
.
If you were opposite gender what was your name gonna be?
Daniel.
How many friends on myspace/facebook do you have?
No idea.
What is the best movie you've seen in the last month?
Not very far into the month but probably "A Single Man" or "Barton Fink".
What is the 1st word of the last song you listened to?
They.
Do you say soda, softdrink, or pop?
Fizzy drink.
What colour is your wallet?
Red.
Are your floors mostly wood or carpet?
Carpet.
Do you have your licence? do you speed?
No.
Have you ever done yoga? what's your favourite pose?
No.
How old was your mum when she had you?
20.
What is a time or day you're looking forward to?
.
Have you ever shaken from anxiety/nerves?
Yes.
Can you see a calendar from where you're sitting?
Could click one up.
What colour is the dry towel for dishes?
We have a few.
What's your crushes/bfs middle name?
.
What is the first song on your favourite mixed cd?
Probably some My Chemical Romance B side from one I would have made years ago.
Have you already gotten a kiss this year '12?
.
Why do you stay up so late?
Reasons.
Do you want to marry someone smarter or dumber than you?
.
Have you ever snuck someone in to your house?
Don't think so.
:.Tell me something before you go.:
Like a quote or something.
Are you gonna bark all day little doggy? Or are you gonna bite?
.:The survey:.
What is it fun?
Was fine.
Do you think it was creative?
Somewhat.
How long did it take to finish it?
No idea.
Were you honest about everything you said?
I think.
Do you think someone would read it ALL?
Maybe.
Do you think someone would copy and do the survey? Who?
.
What rating you'd give this survey? 1-10 (10 being the best)
6.
Where are you going to post it?
Here.
Do you think I am a low-life that has nothing better to do?
No.
Aren't you going to thank me for helping you kill time?
Potassium.