What's the most random or peculiar thing you've ever seen someone (or you yourself have) pick up in the *insert location*?
Today on my way to the hospital I saw an old man loitering beside a dead seagull. After looking surreptitiously around he plucked it off the ground and hid it in his jacket.
It was most peculiar. Clearly this belonged nowhere really - but it got me thinking about the strange things people will pick up and take home.
I'm a bit of a klepto when I'm out, I left wetherspoons the other night with a tray, two glasses, a spoon, a knife-fork, a few menus and about 200 sauce sachets
I get emotionally attached to random pebbles and things like that, and then i cant bear to leave them behind
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I am reaching, but i fall, and the stars are black and cold, as i stare into the void of a world that cannot hold- les miserables
While I was walking to town in the rain a little while ago I saw a man collecting crisp packets from the ground and eating what was left inside them, it was pretty gross.
I'm a bit of a klepto when I'm out, I left wetherspoons the other night with a tray, two glasses, a spoon, a knife-fork, a few menus and about 200 sauce sachets
But the man who picked up the dead seagull might have been planning to eat it - actually a mistake, I believe they are foul, as are all members of the crow family except for rooks, the young of which used to be shot and eaten every year in late May when they were just leaving the nest.
I'm a bit of a klepto when I'm out, I left wetherspoons the other night with a tray, two glasses, a spoon, a knife-fork, a few menus and about 200 sauce sachets
Don't forget the slicey things to get head off of beer with.
My mum brought me back a presant from France once. It was this plastic woman doing a salute that she found in a Super-U car park, she lives in my pocket and is called Jane Doe.
The world is just illusion always trying to change me.
You will find wonder wherever you can, and spread joy whenever you are able.
I felt emotions of gentleness and pleasure, that had long appeared dead, divide within me. - Frankenstein.
I regularly watch my Grandad steal cups, saucers and spoons though, especially if he thinks he's been overcharged.
And my friends' godson once stole a baby penguin from a zoo.
Now I'll play your ghost as my ace, whenever I'm led astray.
But I am actually good, can't help it if we're tilted.
I'm in my right place, don't be a downer.
I regularly watch my Grandad steal cups, saucers and spoons though, especially if he thinks he's been overcharged.
And my friends' godson once stole a baby penguin from a zoo.
^ My Granddad does that as well. He'll take all the sugar and sauce sachets in the pot on the table and take them home with him. We were once asked to leave Costa's after a staff member saw him putting 60 sachets of sugar into his coat pocket
My dad and uncle also once took a picnic bench from a pub garden whilst drunk, they carried it home for 6 miles and left it perched ontop of a neighbours shed And they weren't even young when they did it, it was a couple of years ago and both are in their mid 40's.
Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money.
They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with.
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
My brother once found a dead pigeon in our bin, and proceeded to parade it round the garden on a stick. Bearing in mind that he was six years old at the time, this was quite disturbing. Especially when we kept finding bits of pigeon entrails in the grass for months... D:
I'm not sure if it's so strange but at work i keep all the jobs i have made mistakes on and are scrap.
Everyone else throws them in the scrap bin but i keep them to remind me of the things i have done wrong and should not do again.
I know it's kind of gross to share this but as Brisbane Escorts, it's pretty odd to see a friend pick up a dead cat (with intestines out and scattered) in the middle of the street. Uglk!!
My dad and uncle also once took a picnic bench from a pub garden whilst drunk, they carried it home for 6 miles and left it perched ontop of a neighbours shed And they weren't even young when they did it, it was a couple of years ago and both are in their mid 40's.
Haha, that's funny.
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Originally Posted by Whispers In The Dark
Y'know those beer coaster things in pubs?
I have like, 120+
My mum nicks milk, tea etc from hotel rooms/restaurants.
And they weren't even young when they did it, it was a couple of years ago and both are in their mid 40's.
